Ryan

I'm a child of Mother Nature what do you expect

[Darby @bean_darby]

I just want to do hood rats shit with my best good friends ☹️

[Darby @bean_darby]

Gonna stick a fork in an outlet and call it a life ✌🏻

[Darby @bean_darby]

I didn’t mean to be a bad man, I just had a fast hand

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

i Quit School in Elementary Becuz Of Recess, Too Many Games

[Darby @bean_darby]

I’m gettin pretty comfortable here at rock bottom

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

beaf

[Danger Cats @DangerCats69]

Some of you never ate some ass before and it shows.

[Satan @s8n]

Come to Hell, there’s free pizza.

[Pedrick Garrett @pedrickmason]

Cancel school tomorrow or we’ll bring back VEISHEA @IowaStateU

[Hank Hill @hankquotes]

Well I just know something about human nature, son. If you put teenagers and husky boys and donuts in the same place you're just asking for trouble.

[Pedrick Garrett @pedrickmason]

With ecoli being found in romaine lettuce there’s only two logical things to do:

1. Throw away all lettuces and vegetables (who knows what they came in contact with.

2. Only eat meat. Preferably pork and beef.

[tyler holtry @tigerscm]

The truth about staying young is to read at a 1st grade level

[tyler holtry @tigerscm]

If idiot would shut up, I will dip myself in gravy, and dance naked on the roof top

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

iM THE MOST NOSTALGiC PERSON i KNOW 🌙

[Ryan @Niedermayer8]

Win or lose we still eat ass

[Megs @missmeganinnis]

Eating cheese by the slice is my coping mechanism.