Nihilist CIO

Better looking than @THErealDVORAK. Smarter than @elonmusk. More honest than @TheRegister.

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

This explains why Big Blue sent me an empty cardboard box with an invoice for $150k.

[Thomas Claburn @ThomasClaburn]

IBM "improperly and in violation of Generally Accepted Accounting Principles ('GAAP') embarked on a fraudulent scheme to shift billions of dollars in revenues from its mainframe line of business to its Strategic Imperatives and CAMSS line of business."
https://t.co/hwrTGjqGJY

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

I like the way this man thinks. He's like a less sexy version of me.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

You may think your job is pointless but someone used to be paid to be Russia’s representative to UN for human rights

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

Surprise! In today's active shooter drill, I'm the assailant! #CIO #RTO

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

They aren't wasted. The more data center space I have, the more I get paid when I exit through the revolving door. #CIO

[Mr CIO UK @UKCIO]

Uncle Sam has a datacenter waste problem https://t.co/IvMb7QL22I (Register)

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

See, the inductor stores the charge in a magnetic field. The capacitor stores the charge in an electric field. When connected to each other, they start passing the charge back and forth. Think Two Girls, One Cup.

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

This is doing serious damage to my credibility on pulling out being safe.

[The Register @TheRegister]

Adobe anticipates $75m hit from Russia, Belarus pullout https://t.co/qQ0KIC9hPQ

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

I tried to micdrop on @Zoom and just threw my laptop onto the floor. #CIO

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

All of my tweets are for sale as #NFTs

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

ResearchFish @Researchfish is my kind of company. I hope they treat their employees as well as they treat their product and their customers.

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

Due to recent risks associated with our outsourced #IT operations in #Ukraine, we are moving the backend to Detroit. #CIO

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

The Nihilist #CIO is rehired. I lost all my money investing in #blockchain stocks. #it

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

The project manager just resigned, effective immediately. You are still responsible for doing all of his reporting. #IT

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

I have hidden a snorlax in the server room. #CatchEmAll #pokemongo

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

If /dev/null is fast and #webscale, I will use it! #MongoDB https://t.co/dRJFtlaSRa

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

You're using Lotus 1-2-3 to do ETL, right? #DataScience

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

Fuck, I love Borland Delphi. That's what all the cool kids use. That, and Clipper.

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

I have implemented the #Purge on our helpdesk. All of the tickets have been deleted. #IT

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

In the cloud means it is automatically backed up, right?

[Nihilist CIO @Nihilist_CIO]

If you hear the halon system alarm, it's probably just a test. #DataCenter