Nick

Professional Dumbass

[Nick @NikBecc]

Melon backwards is lemon

[Alex @midsmoker34]

dudes will drink white monster until they turn into one

[Hayley @hayleyjclark]

The south is so amazing. Just talked to an old man by the river about micro plastics and he said "There’s glitter in our veins that will long outlast our bones" then he just walked away from me.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol

[Nick @NikBecc]

I bring a sort of “I’m walkin here” vibe to the crosswalk that drivers just don’t understand

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

me going back in time to show Hitler 21 Jump Street

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man be careful taking a nap. One of my buddies had a dream where he was getting chased around

[Don’t Microwave That @whisperdannn]

@NikBecc Amazing, you made it worse

[Nick @NikBecc]

@holtrine How bout an electric hummer 😤

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

The lonely shrimp seems to fry his rice at night

[Barstool Idaho @BarstoolUIdaho]

Every single one of you true crime aficionados can go fuck yourself

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

keys are lowkey goated when getting into your apartment is the vibe

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

bro what is going on at twitter

[Nick @NikBecc]

Is the oven done pregaming yet I need to cook my chicken

[Nick @NikBecc]

@TuxRush Happy Veterans Day bro you deserve it

[teryn @youngtiddy]

you’ll have to pry this drunk cig from my cold dead fingers

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me

[debo @killmefam]

A potion or an elixir would low ket hit right now