Nicole Hamilton

Mortgage expert. Over 12 years in the mortgage industry. Mortgages/refinances/cash out/ new home buyers. Lover of math, dogs and people. NMLS #2354049

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@nycexpatmom Every time I see this I think of Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

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@nycexpatmom So depressing. When I walk my dog, more than 50% of people are staring at their phones while walking their dogs on a beautiful morning. Wake up, people! You’re zombies

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@nycexpatmom And, you know, a lot of things taste better than skinny feels. However, not to the person on Ozempic I guess

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@nycexpatmom Hormones fluctuate wildly during perimenopause. I feel what we really need to redirect the conversation to is Man-o-pause.

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@nycexpatmom Idiotic

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@nycexpatmom My mom was the breadwinner in 1990. Does this guy mean 1890?

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@StreetsblogNYC This is such a niche thing. It’s like a NYT anecdote that is spun to represent the culture at large. Parents are too busy to coordinate a bike bus unless you are laptop class where you return home or have a workplace you can safely park your bike

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@nycexpatmom One other surprising thing are the parents still involved in their schoolwork in college. Unless your kid has a learning or other disability it does them no favors to be monitoring their workload, yet, more common than you’d think

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@EmilyGouldNYmag A similar question would be why are all the education activists who push for changes to NYC public schools either childless or send their kids to private? (Including current chancellor). No skin in the game = terrible decision making

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@nycexpatmom @BrentAWilliams2 I got a text message from a different dept at NYU Langone w a piece of info I had told another doctor at an appointment. I’m pretty sure the whole conversation was AI transcribed. It was so specific.

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@nycexpatmom Is it made by the CIA?

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@nycexpatmom Brilliant use of the zeitgeist

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@nycexpatmom Idiotic. AI as a new cult leader

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@nycexpatmom “Only people working for JP Morgan can ride the subway between 9 and 10 am” etc.

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@nycexpatmom This seems totally illegal. How can a private enterprise totally hijack public transportation

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@feelsdesperate You should read the book We Have Never Been Woke by Musa Al-Gharabi. You will find the keys to understanding this 4th awokening period we’re in

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@feelsdesperate Comic Sans is in the DSM-5 as an indication of a mental break

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@nycexpatmom If only he had run the Dept of Transportation with that much conviction

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@nycexpatmom So… it’s kind of like our public health experts? I knew it was a familiar feeling

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@nycexpatmom The LLMs are very busy