Nicolette

Long naps, lying on a beach, sports, wine, dogs, and good spaghetti. The end.

[Nicolette @Nik_T]

Girl. Cmon. Such an important position and such a bonehead move. All of that aside, a sweatshirt with what looks like knife slashes in 90+ degree weather??

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

Probably not a good idea to wear a “Los Angeles made me do it” sweatshirt after trading our best player to Los Angeles

[michaeljfox.org @MichaelJFoxOrg]

So… your friend has Parkinson’s.

Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox share advice on how best to be there for someone with Parkinson’s, from navigating changes in handwriting to staying connected and helping counter social isolation.

Learn more about how you can help find a cure for Parkinson’s on our website. https://t.co/BjmqHcfk51

[Jazz Memes @JazzMemes]

“The WIFI password is on the back of the router”

The back of the router:

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

If The Office were filming now.

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

[LB©️ @Lintendo_64]

this is all deshaun watsons fault

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Somewhere between “I can do it myself” and “why am I doing everything myself” is the entire female experience.

[Nicolette @Nik_T]

Shout out to Haslam and the rest of the organization for making ANOTHER abhorrent, asinine decision. Truly remarkable. 👏 @Browns

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The Browns really just announced this guy as the starting QB

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

The Browns really just announced this guy as the starting QB

[Genny Cream Male @COAbrah_]

Just so you know, the Buffalo Bisons have a first baseman named Peyton Williams who they call the "Iowa meat truck".

[Nicolette @Nik_T]

The fact that this has to be even said. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[ABC News @ABC]

Ohio transportation officials are urging highway motorists to "quit randomly stopping" as they share video of a crash that happened Monday on I-670 in Columbus. https://t.co/hH2hnItShH

[ABC News @ABC]

Ohio transportation officials are urging highway motorists to "quit randomly stopping" as they share video of a crash that happened Monday on I-670 in Columbus. https://t.co/hH2hnItShH

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

WOW! Winds in Dublin, Ohio were snapping TREES a short time ago!

Thank you Trevor for sending this in!

[Matt @kroghma7]

who is this gangster

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

I just learned that orcas are the only other mammals that experienced menopause

Trashing some dude’s yacht makes a lot more sense now

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

On this very day, August 5th, three short years ago….

“DOWN GOES ANDERSON!”
“DOWN GOES ANDERSON!!”

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Hopefully he went home. He'd already got shot once before. Also, the Impala ain't ADA compliant.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

notice how i didn’t interrupt the ladies sunbathing and simply minded my own business? take notes, fellas.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game