⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️

previously @Nlbabylon52. United fan since 1984. Manchester resident. Will follow all evident Man Utd supporters back.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

@realMaalouf Well, stay awake in RS and History classes and realise that you are taught all about English history and such. Let's not be ignorant about the world. The more you learn about other cultures, the more educated you become about such cultures.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

@KlCKASSCANTONA Ranger Erikkson when setting a trap for the Shadows. Didn't see him die, but he gave his and his crew's life for others.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

So this is me, with an acting nomination. Up against 5 very talented performers, so it's a tough ask. However, I gave the part everything I had and used all my know how. Nice to be nominated anyway.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

Prediction incorrect:
Wife: "I need tights so shall we go to Sainsbury's?"
Me: "Hmm. Okay" (Mumbles about going to Sainsbury's).
Wife: "Could go for something to eat afterwards?"
Me: (Gets car keys & phone) "Let me just get my shoes on and off we go!".

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

Wife yesterday:
"I'm not staying in tomorrow. We have to get out and go somewhere".
Prediction of what will shortly happen:
Me: "Love, where would you like to go today?".
Wife: "Nowhere. Can't be arsed. Let's clean up".

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

Decided on Khaki pants with my brown boots and MIL has just brought presents round. She has bought me a khaki shacket which she expects me to wear for our Xmas dinner at the pub. I now look like a character from M.A.S.H.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

My wife's look of total confusion when opening her wrapped model hammer to make her Owl Bookstore Book Nook is something I will treasure forever (she hadn't yet opened the Book Book).

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

I'd like to think Rashford will start. Imagine you've let it known in work that you want to leave your job and then you have managers from other companies watching your work on camera...

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

My wife: Greeting people in the foyet 5 minutes before the opening of a show she directed and saw one of the principals still in their own clothes. Went over and said "WHY AREN'T YOU IN COSTUME?? YOU'RE OPENING!!".
Maybe the lead actor should have mentioned they have a twin?

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

To all those people who are laughing at Man City, check the real score first.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

Even though we got stiffed because there wasn't VAR, still would rather not have it at all.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

9.45pm.
Wife: "Going to bed in a minute. Knackered. Dead on my feet".
Me: *Thinking* "OK, I can get an ep of Vikings in before bed".
10.42pm
Wife: *Pours herself a Bacardi*
Me: *Thinking* "Tonight... No Viking".

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

I do like Rashford. Always have. Manchester lad. But for a while, I have thought we played with 10 men, he was that ineffective. It is a shame to be seeing him go, but we need something better.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

Two United fans winning Young Sports Personality and Sports Personality of the Year. Nice!

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

@Fights_King_ I care zero about what they are wearing, you do you, but if you are slapping away the hands of the police you have to expect some sort of reaction. A little OTT, however.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

Wife building a 3 tier trolley that she has bought for her work (school Librarian). She's whinging because the building isn't going her way. I know the "You could do it for me" is coming soon...

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

@therealgailinax No. Quite rarely. I'd say probably once or twice a month.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

Wife just doesn't understand:
Her: "Our Craig is coming over from Iraq this week, so we're going out for a meal on Thursday night with my mum and dad as well."
Me: "Damn. Can't we do Tuesday?"
Her: "He can't, he's going to watch City"
FML

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

@ThreadmanChaza Well on this Mthod 1, the right attacker wouldn't pass to the left attacker and the right attacker would sky it over the bar even if it was passed, such as our band of silly Billy's.

[⚽️Crumpsall Red⚽️ @Nikl0we]

@Inevitablewest I have to admit that I really preferred Tory lies. Labour's lies seem a bit half-hearted, a bit powderpuff in comparison.