Nik Morrison-welch

[Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn]

Happy August, the National "I should still be able to do it before summer ends" among academics.

[Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn]

You, a clueless professor who has done research on collecting IPs for years.

Me, an extremely sophisticated anonymous shitposter who read about the research ethics of collecting IPs from Reddit over the last 3 hours.

We are not the same.

[𝘿𝙧. 𝘾𝙧𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨 ≽(◕ ᴗ ◕)≼ 🐥🐸 @RogersLabUCD]

So grateful to catch up with my students @NikolasMW and @SugumarMalavika from @csunorthridge and @Tess_Leathers and @heddy_menendez from @ucdavis after the great #CellBio2022 meeting today! Reunion and meetup! These relationships are what it’s all about. And science of course! ❤️

[National Human Genome Research Institute @genome_gov]

Happy Thanksgiving! We are thankful for the opportunity to talk about how cool genomics is with you all the time. Our family might get annoyed at us for talking about it too much, but that won’t stop us!

[Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) @ProfMMurray]

This tweet is hostile. Reported.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[Dr. Sara Carder @SaraCarder3]

I got asked today, ‘why are you doing a PhD?’ I didn’t have an immediate answer, what’s yours, maybe I could borrow it @PhDVoice @AcademicChatter #phdlife #phdchat

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

my dopamine receptors have been completely fried I need to be watching a youtube video at 2x speed just to complete a minor household chore

[Nik Morrison-welch @NikolasMW]

@dvlcv It's beating the shit out of me🥲

[Dr Kirsten Banks @AstroKirsten]

When I want to sound impressive: I'm a PhD candidate.

When I want cheap movie tickets: I'm a student 👉👈

[Nik Morrison-welch @NikolasMW]

@RogersLabUCD Now imagine having one with 4 front limbs. That would be cool! 😂

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

the best super bowl halftime performance of all time

[Nik Morrison-welch @NikolasMW]

@RogersLabUCD As you send papers at 5am

[Andrea Swei @Andeswei]

It's not too late to apply to the Master's program in Biology at San Francisco State University in beautiful San Francisco. Our thesis-based graduate programs have been restructured. Integrative Biology combines ecology, evolution, botany, and zoology. https://t.co/NxF9UHxFoH

[Nik Morrison-welch @NikolasMW]

@beccagrin_ @PhDemetri Yeah, but in undergrad. I have a giant project due in 12 hours and I'm staring at my white walls and thinking about making a pizza from scratch 🙃

[Nik Morrison-welch @NikolasMW]

@StrictScrutiny_. My top podcast of 2021. #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/OqmRtqWj3E

[Nik Morrison-welch @NikolasMW]

@TamaeLab @RogersLabUCD @UNC_GradSchool @UNC @CSUNBIO @BUILD_PODER @ucdavisvetmed Thank you! I forgot to follow up on your earlier invitation to talk about grad school and the field of tox, but if you have any advice id love to still speak with you

[Nik Morrison-welch @NikolasMW]

@jakelber @RogersLabUCD @UNC_GradSchool @UNC @CSUNBIO @BUILD_PODER @ucdavisvetmed Thank you!