niko

| you're cooler than you think | 🇷🇸|

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched.

THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

we ain’t gonna have no clean water next month because yall wanna watch fruit love island on tiktok

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

when the tarot readings start showing on tiktok again

[Rex is in the ruins of Raccoon City @TsaiMeLemoni]

May 2026 be the year we destroy generative ai and private equity

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

stop showing me erika kirk’s scary husky eyes!!

[niko @NikolinaNon]

SIA’s Christmas album is one of the worst things to happen to us

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

the quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that halloween costumes used to be

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

why is fucking everything AI why are adverts now AI why do people find AI videos funny FUCK OFF it looks ugly as shit

[extended mix @djmusclemommy]

I still haven't seen wicked that shit is none of my business

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

3 martinis in asking the uber driver what he does in his free time

[sean @dornonthecobb]

balkan moms be like: traders joe

[Cris Parker @3CFilmss]

This is now my Spider-Man No Way Home