Caffiend

Overcaffeinated, undermotivated
Morrowboomer
Luv me wife. Simple as

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat ownership is hearing a single soft *clink* from across the house and yelling GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTER

[Caffiend @NilCaffeum]

@Avsaddicted @tnnealy02 Chandler was just having a cozy barbeque with exotic meat that late night

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

All happening in Northern Ireland

[Caffiend @NilCaffeum]

@KarimMarshall0x Bussy

[Caffiend @NilCaffeum]

@GovSherrillNJ Deporting illegals and selling their homes is a start

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

59 years ago today, Israel attacked the USS Liberty in international waters. 34 crew members were killed and 174 were wounded by the IDF.

Today, I spoke on the House floor to honor the fallen and to recognize the survivors who were present in the gallery.

[TAHK0 ☕️ @TAHK0]

shoulders buffed, hair coiffed, eyebrows bushed

I know a furry redesigned spyro I just can’t prove it

[Caffiend @NilCaffeum]

@Warcraft Why is that Blood Elf brown?

[Trad @mythotrad]

Be kind to the feds in your groupchat today, they just lost their jobs

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

Ethan Ralph, convicted revenge pornographer, recipient of numerous domestic violence restraining orders by multiple women in multiple states, who has been caught on video and on audio issuing threats of violence and death, as well as having many testimonials from women claiming he threatened to rape and murder they and their families has decided to sueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me.

Being a well known alcoholic and drug addict with a functional iq of 91 I have no doubt that this genius idea was fed to him via his discord boyfriends whose legal expertise includes "asking google", "reading that one wikipedia article two whole times", and a full and in depth "conversation with chatgpt".

The truth is simply Ralphs feelings have been deeply hurt by me laughing at him on the internet. And this threat of a lawsuit and potential lawfare an incredibly weak attempt at intimidation. As a terminally ill cancer patient I have no doubt Ralph hopes the stress and anxiety of a court case would be detrimental to my health and that he can attempt to use the court system to enact some sort of petty revenge.

While I don't have great personal knowledge of lawsuits and the costs associated with them (other than what everyone would know which is that they can be pricey) I'll just stream a bit more and if need be do a fundraiser. And unlike the weekly fundraisers Ralph engages in to buy tortas, pay rent, get plane tickets, and pay off arrears in child support my fundraising would be sensical and practical.

For the time being I'll simply have to await whatever ESL scribbled papers his Mexican lawyer/plumber/dog walker whip up and send via his pig pen. In the meantime I'll probably do a stream this upcoming Friday to go over the history of ralphs provable and documented threats against me personally from stalking me, stalking my wife, encouraging trespassing, violence, as well as platforming people connected to my swatting.

I'm sorry my laughter hurt you so deeply Ethan, Daddy Jim still loves you lmfao.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Baja blast

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Heil Hitler

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[Caffiend @NilCaffeum]

@Aedrareforged I got a Tabard of the Protector so....

[Eastern Bloc Visuals @eastblocvisuals]

You're an East German border guard Harry

[Caffiend @NilCaffeum]

@XJosh BUCK VISION was your best MATI

[Caffiend @NilCaffeum]

@financedystop If he's genuinely telling the truth, lawyer up. Either the threat alone will have them stand down or he can enjoy a nice settlement check.

[Pom-Pom @PomPom_HonkaiSR]

It's so dusty in here! 🧹