You haven’t truly experienced Nigerian adulthood until you’ve had money in your account and still calculated whether you can afford to leave the house.
SMH
‘My leader, my leader’.
At 30,40 years old they’ve never given you a full bottle of liquor that’s not Gordon’s nor X1.
Anything expensive, it’s the left over from the car you get, and in some cases, if they remember later, and ask for it, you’re in trouble.
That’s a lie.
But for max pleasure, combine both.
During doggy, bend over her back, put your arm around her thigh and reach for her clit, flick in alternating motion to your strokes.
Gives you room to kiss, bite her ears, behind her neck, shoulder as a final nail on the coffin.