Nilesh

Tweets/views are my own; retweets probably not, just things I find funny.

[Sexpun T'Come @ClonkyClonky]

ENJOY MY SHITPOSTTTTTTTT

[D4 @D4KAComps]

Martin Tyler x #Barclaysmen

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time

[Will @WillM_20]

Me with a scrunched up bit of wrapping paper whilst mum holds open the bin bag

[elle @ellemccoole]

presenter & all the pundits in casual wear on Monday Night Football?

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

In a pub & the Glastonbury debate rages on. 'Play the old stuff!' one man yells. 'Mature new album!' shouts another. Working class fists are about to fly. I stand up. 'Gents,' I say. 'Old or new, it's still the same Carly Rae Jepsen we all love.' Place erupts. Madri's all round.

[rougelilas @_FuerteApache]

‘Big Ben’ in digital clock era

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

Fernando Torres getting the blame for global warming

[Will Brazier @willbrazier]

Simply put the best video of 2023, I want to see 10 episodes of John OShea: The Nutmeg.

[Average Striker @AverageStriker]

Second bank holiday weekend in a row

[Ben🇪🇬 @_Ben11i]

Steven gerrard in the background 9 seconds in

[em @emily_oconnelll]

the uruk-hai with the torch at helm’s deep:

[Michael @greenallefc]

Oh my god 0:18 might be the most Lampardian transition ever.

[Ben @CriminalCosta]

“Not the first time I’ve shat on the right wing. Jonathan Pearce was at Stamford Bridge”

[Moog @a_toots]

A lowlight compilation of GB News’s ‘Alternative Match of the Day’. I watched this shit so you wouldn’t have to.

[🅰️ THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONS @abzMCFC___]

‘Welcome to Match of the Day and i’m your host, Jermaine Jenas…’

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

@hotelfootballuk @ManUtd