Nimlord Kingori

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@georgediano Ni vile mimi ni mlevi na pesa yetu haikuagi na machungu.
Apo nae ni ukweli.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@Kotgenerali Mwanaume mzima, ako na phd zake anajiita makanika.

Wanaume na kucheza chinii. Ogopaa

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@JCarhire I boasted of having the most reliable car, Ilizimia Lolgorian, shida za wiring.
Lesson learnt: Always have lose change kama ngiri 50 ivi.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@LabanMbunya Enda andikisha report kwa police station.

Then, Ita wazazi wa kijana na kijana, shikaneni mlee mtoto.

Wakileta kichwa,remind them kijana yao ako na statutory rape.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@kingpingooner @KipTangus254 @alexmwanzo Saa hii cvt sure ni 200k+

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@kingpingooner @alexmwanzo enda uliza ya fielder/rumion na usikose kuleta jibu.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@CSakwah The owner hates pizza.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@amerix Nakumbuka siku ilishuka, I had a few coins pale paypal.
Maji ilikuwa inaonja muarobaine.
Gym nlikuwa naenda reps tatu nawaambia out.
We soldier on regardless.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@alexmwanzo Unasema ulioutsource mkapigwa threesome?😀

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@merfcom wanaset unrealistic standards yet they can barely meet them.
100acres na huna ata an eighth to your name?

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@Safaricom_Care I applied and paid for business package two weeks ago.
To date, no connection. How long should I wait?

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@Vhoyde HIV had a hit song dedicated to it(Todii-Oliver)

Havent heard one for diabetis.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@ndet_0 Shikaneni 10 farmers, mnunue a probox or pickup, kila mtu anapewa siku yake anajipelekea sokoni.
Mwaka ya kwanza will be tough on you, By the second year, brokers watawaskiza.
Otherwise, Utajua what is capitalism.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@jugram1__ @SokoAnalyst You are never alone, I agree, but you dont waste 5 min behind a lorry like you do during the day.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@John63681549 Alafu upate ako na TP, na ako kwa makosa. video evidence ndo hii.
Jehovaa.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@ArvoCap @GathogoBMwangi Denial doesn't erase the fact that the system had errors, and that there is a possibility of more.
Fix your systems and thank him.

[L#VOTEHARROW @your_mom8me]

@_realJAG You did not need to write this in a double negative, could have just said

"To the 1 juror who believe Lindsey is guilt, hold the line"

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@PeterBiggy @hillarykiptoo_ Bodaboda zililetwa mlima pekee?
University zilifunguliwa mlima pekee?
Stima ya 35k ililetwa mlima pekee?
Free education ilifanya kazi mlima pekee?

Anyone who seized the opportunity got a better life. Sorry if you missed out.

[Nimlord Kingori @NimlordK]

@Cedric_SNR It's possible, but mtasema kuna mtu kwa serikali amepewa hio contract ya kusupply smart meters.

Best way forward, wanafaa waziintroduce, ukitaka unaapply the meter at a fee.
It's then that you realize it takes less than a Min kuload tokens.