Nineties Swattie

What if we were still at Swarthmore, but the rest of the world kept on moving? Something like this.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Whitworth? That guy from Prison Break?

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I'm uncomfortable with the whole idea of winners and losers, but we going to the Sweet Sixteen!

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

All of these bricks can build a new Mertz.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

77 to 74. Coach Prudente, gotta take a TO.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

True Swatties are feeling most conflicted about all of the violence inherent in this game.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Swattie basketball audience chanting DE-contruct when Itha a has the ball.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

In Season 2, Larry David referenced the fictitious malady known as Groat's Syndrome. This week, he referenced the fictitious malady known as Rosenbaum's Palsy. Not a coincidence! #swarthmore

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Did she administer hemlock to Grace Ledbetter? That seems drastic. Sing to me the wrath of Gil Rose!

[SwatHungerStrike @SwatHungrStrike]

Congratulations to @O4Sswarthmore for forcing President Smith to take moral leadership and end Greek life at Swarthmore forever. Student activism works!

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

We totally believed that employers knew all about the grade deflation. We even believed that employers had heard of #Swarthmore. #swathungerstrike

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

The short-lived Pizza House, home of the $4.99 pie and the complete tool of a delivery guy ---> not food.

#swathungerstrike #swarthmore

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Alfredo's certainly doesn't qualify as eating, but Swat Pizza does. I miss Swat Pizza. #swathungerstrike #swarthmore

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Does #swathungerstrike include both eating and drinking? Just Sharples and Tarble or Renato's too? The waffle machine? The blue juice at Sharples? The frozen-solid ice cream at Tarble? #swarthmore

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Trays!

[SwatHungerStrike @SwatHungrStrike]

As day 1 of the #SwatHungerStrike comes to a close, we are grateful for the 60+ messages of solidarity we have received from supporters. The 7 strikers are feeling the love! Share your support at https://t.co/ji7sh9vxzc

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Tarble Credit was an all-campus, forced hunger strike that lasted for four years. #swarthmore #swathungerstrike

[Tiffany Wang @tiffanyyy_wang]

Swarthmore students are going on a hunger strike to protect students' right to protest and to make Swarthmore a safer place for marginalized students!! Show your support at https://t.co/AmQwvxJlXt

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[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Getting to experience that 41 minute jam session of Black Hole Sunglasses at Night was well worth the alcohol poisoning and getting hurt when that guy jumped off the balcony.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Though, in fairness, if I'm going to be fending off a moshpit full of awkward drunken geeks, I'd prefer it to be whilst Soundgarden and Corey Hart are onstage.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

When reached for comment, Al Bloom stated that he was fully aware of similar problems during his tenure, but that he elected to focus on ensuring that no Swattie could ever receive a phone call.

[Nineties Swattie @NinetiesSwattie]

Coming soon: Mertzaritaville!

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Pig Iron Theatre performance art or Tarble Credit protest? https://t.co/iEXiFom50t

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos https://t.co/cpCOduxm83