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[Steven Sanchez @NinjaGamerBoss]

Snap maps looking like this after we get drafted for World War 3

[John “Batman” Alexander, PhD @johnphdbatman]

Twas’ the night before the golf trip

[Jerry “DGAF” Luman 🇹🇹 @JerryLuman02]

It’s not that hard to do dishes. Told the roommate to get his mess cleaned before he left for the beach. He didn’t so I threw them in his room. #problemsolved

[Smegma (classic) @stinkfacejerm]

Sheep: I only play ProV1s
Lion: 320 golf balls on Facebook marketplace for $50

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Absolute bullshit how you can’t go out for some burgers without it being $300.

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Gerald “White Chocolate” Wilcox III @GeraldWhiteChoc]

Fuck, marry, kill?

[Beamers ‘26 Playoff Run @minecraft7steve]

$65 for 18

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

[adonis @trueclar1ty]

When the drinks 20 dollars at the college bar best believe I’m gonna break some shit in the bathroom before I go

[Barry Blowbama, MD (6’4) @barryblowbomber]

It’s a dog round.

[Steven Sanchez @NinjaGamerBoss]

@johnnieO @TheCW_Sports Medium

[evening @eveningxbt]

buying 100 of these from my local IKEA and flipping them for $100 each on Ebay once they're sold out everywhere

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Been very disciplined as of late and just hit a big milestone today. Credit score is now 1,000.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

it's literally insane to think that people in china eat this every day

[Johnnie-O @johnnieO]

#LOTD. Any ball knowers?

[Steven Sanchez @NinjaGamerBoss]

Nothing to smile about in my life #Hurricanes

[Beau Bradbury @_beaubradbury]

THE U IS HERE!

[Miami Hurricanes Football @CanesFootball]

One team. One university. One heartbeat.

Thank you for coming out to today’s pep rally on campus, Canes Family! 🙌

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

I am supposed to let my chili simmer uncovered for 60 minutes however I do not trust …. The Supervisor

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

A while ago I learned that Twin Peaks, the Hooters knockoff, require huge parking lots with basically 1 spot per seat in the restaurant because their clientele is groups of men who all drive individually