Michelle ♡

🇨🇴🇭🇳 | FL 🌴

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a secret achievement.

[solé @layxsnv]

me deciding if i should dress like a girl or Adam Sandler today..

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??

[Michelle ♡ @michellenajeraa]

@FortniteStatus my nightly brain rot sesh is ruined thanks

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

“how old are you”
i’m this old:

[gustavo @gustmadu]

comer pedra ou ter um relacionamento aberto?

eu:

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

me finally realizing having a good heart has done nothin but made me look stupid

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

me realizing i am handling a situation better than my old self would have.

[masha @masha_slp]

being bilingual 🤝 stuttering in both languages

[miia @miiagarro]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[Michelle ♡ @michellenajeraa]

Remember ladies, a ✨ golden retriever ✨ is still a dog at the end of the day

[‏ً @ewedunega]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 05:57

me going back to sleep in the 3 minutes left:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"if u need anything just call me"

Also me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

not only is it not friday, it’s not even thursday

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

[𝓛𝓿 ✮ @levirelates]

After a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It's now a personal choice to live the way you do.