Zach Nicol

[Zach Nicol @NinjaSquirrel85]

@D4vidBlake @ArseQueef It is a beautifully absurd place on the internet where you can wake up to a tweet that says "Hang on there, Queef!" and that message is sincere, thoughtful, and NOT written by a schoolchild in a bathroom stall.

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

honestly today i really needed this footage of an incredibly avant garde penguin artisté creating and admiring his masterpieces i hope he has a show

[make up a guy @makeupaguy]

diary of a guy who wrote diary of a wimpy kid

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If you make a mistake, instead of thinking bad stuff about yourself just say CLASSIC JORTS. You wouldn’t be mean to me

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Blahaj, IKEA’s shark character, was sitting around in the Shibuya IKEA today. He gave me a business card.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking read i’m losing it

[Capybaras @CapybaraCountry]

😌

[MBMBaM Calendar @MBMBaM_Calendar]

• Did Elvis have hairy legs , or smooth silky ones ?

• Do you think Santa Claus is opposed to Obama's death panels?

• Is it wrong to have a fetish for Gingerbread Men?

• How hard can you twerk without dying?

~ Final Yahoos ~

[Couch Nish 🛋️ @CouchNish]

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂

[Zach Nicol @NinjaSquirrel85]

@frozarosa I went to Daves and told them you just looooove apples 😂😂😂

[Aabria Iyengar #CeasefireNOW @quiddie]

Me, at the end of a campaign asking the DM about all the plot hooks we missed:

[False Knees @FalseKnees]

🍟🌊

[Zach Nicol @NinjaSquirrel85]

@egg_rebellian I feel attacked by this

[LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun]

After five years, @Graham_LRR's Let's Play will finally be complete. As long as the game cooperates. New episodes, starting Friday!
(the first new episode also has an extensive recap, for those who *might* have not been watching a 5yr-old LP)

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

“THAT’S grace. THAT’S poise.”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i can tell. when the human’s heart rate goes up. it really stresses me out. so if we could all try to have a nice. boring week. that would be best. for both of us