Ninja Turdles

Official account of the LEB's most mediocre franchise, where @adultonsetnerd goes to tweet about sports. Packers, Mavs, Stars, Rangers, Mean Green, AVFC.

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@ZiggySmalls_ Amen. It’s been a great summer for movies. Glad to have you in green and gold! Go Pack Go!

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@ScrapDaddyAP @RealNickAldis Your turn? Also, Go. Pack. Go.

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@DavidBakhtiari 1) Too many people. 2) Hot as Hades.

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@heykayadams Less running? 🤷‍♂️

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I mean, I watched from beginning to end and I’m still flabbergasted.

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An absolutely flabbergasting result.

[ESPN @espn]

The U.S. starts its World Cup campaign with a victory and 3 PTS vs. Paraguay 🗣️

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Sports really are the damndest.

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@packers @Invisalign

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Oh, yeah…and FUCK KICKERS.

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I’ve been on the fence for a while, but that epic fucking collapse might be the push I needed to delete this god-forsaken app. My final words?

Fire LaFleur.

The Bears still suck.

Go Pack.

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I’ve been on the fence for a while, but that epic fucking collapse might be the push I needed to delete this god-forsaken app. My final words?

Fire LaFleur.

The Bears still suck.

Go Pack.

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Me, to the entire Packers locker room:

[Rob Demovsky @RobDemovsky]

A mere 20 players on the Packers injury report.

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@RDPaolinelli @TimCowlishaw Trying to flex book sales against Tim Cowlishaw while simultaneously screwing up whose vs. who’s is certainly a choice.

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[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

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I don’t need to dig up that trauma. Sports are the worst.

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

They seriously just made us relive the 2014 nfc championship game.

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@emrachelz Does this guy know how to party or what?!

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FOLEY! FOLEY! FOLEY! FOLEY! FOLEY!

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Remember, remember the 14th of December. #NeverForget #GoPackGo

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

This dark day will go down in Packers infamy.

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This is absolutely the game from deepest circle of hell. Dante wrote about this sort of torment.

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@packers