Jake

1998

[☿ MissMercury ☿😈🐱 @_MissChelitas]

💔

[chaosjim ⚗︎ @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[Matheus Izzo @izzomrm]

imagine não gostar de uma das maiores obras cinematográficas deste século pois “não curte musical”

imagine

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[Frank Magana @FrankMagana15]

Anne Hathaway reacts to Ye’s new album, ‘Bully’

“That n*gga has aged gracefully just like me”

[bread @d1nish]

im at a job interview playing 1 truth 45 lies with the interviewer

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

when your resume is so good that recruiters have been reading it for 8 months

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[Neet @neet_sol]

what's cool is you can now pick a major based on your actual interest instead of what makes the most money because you'll be unemployed regardless

[baby keem @babykeem]

Baby Keem

[𝘼𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙮𝙖. @adithyeahbitch]

i mean

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[NEW ACCOUNT IS @BLACCMASSXXL @blaccmassxx]

generational

[rina @urrrinal]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[FREE YAZE @OGwanKeemobi]

Es is 2026 und niggas heißen Uwe

[chris @ATR3lDES]

how locked in i plan to be in 2026

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

I walked out of Marty Supreme and went straight to Uniqlo and bought wide pleated trousers that’s how good it is