Laughing Magician

world's #1 leading expert on Aquaman and other things

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Batman is just Bruce Wayne's fursona

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the #Mandalorian finale was the worst thing i've seen in years. threw a great story right out the window to fall back on the sort of comfortable clichés the first season seemed to want to get away from.

this review sums it up well;

https://t.co/QsZoNg2vnX

#mandalorianfinale

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@Cutwillriseayer @AnnaOmmen @Trevor56510778 you're an idiot

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it's really gross to see so many people hyped for #WonderWoman1984 when it's still starring a racist fascist who actively participated in, and still endorses genocide.
#BoycottWonderWoman

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@AnnaOmmen lol shut your retarded ass up. calling opposition to fascism "antisemitic" is just pure idiocy. and i hate muslims just as much as zionists. go fuck yourself, you racist piece of shit.

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@markfparis no, you're a racist piece of shit.

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@DCComics please cancel this "Johnny Constantine" bs. no one wants it. it's a terrible idea. i have no idea how this garbage got greenlit. stop taking great characters and bastardizing them to subvert everything they represent.
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#constantine #hellblazer

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@Rob_readscomics they don't. that's the point. this IS the fix.

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and, while i know that just adding more information doesn't count as a correction, i'm a bit hurt that you pointed out that Tim Hunter looks just like Harry Potter, but didn't mention that he came years before HP, and is often thought to be Rowling's inspiration.

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@FlorbFnarb @Rob_readscomics unlike classic comics, which never talked about politics 🙄

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@Rob_readscomics "huh, this dweeb reporter Clark glows just like that space alien superhero...weird coincidence, probably nothing"

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*SPOILERS for Hellblazer 12*
(seriously, don't read this if you haven't finished the series yet)

@sispurrier how does John not realize that he can't be Noah's father, since he was recently transplanted into that universe when Noah was a teenager? is there another John out there?

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@marsanj47 they're fascist space cops, and Atrocitus was right

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...it was a movie prop made to *look* like a squid alien, complete with a genetically-engineered brain.

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@UmActuallyShow in the most recent episode, you claimed the Watchmen comics ended with a "transdimensional alien." Um, Actually--overlooking misuse of "dimension" terminology (which is a mistake the Watchmen franchise itself makes)--it was not an alien at all...

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@HellblazerDude god this looks awful
was this a fan-submitted contest winner or something lol

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who the fuck greenlit a #Constantine sequel lmao
DC just really doesn't listen to the fans at all. no one wants this.

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@UmActuallyShow um, actually, The Endless have another (half-)sibling, Dusk, of whom they rarely speak.

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@UmActuallyShow um, actually, in the show about a week ago, you had a question that referred to Rogue 1 as "the first Star Wars film with no Jedi as primary characters", overlooking the best two SW movies; Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor

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i've been saying for a couple decades that #Aquaman is great because he's an anarchist reluctantly playing the role of a monarch, because he couldn't figure out how to have NO ONE take the throne...i'm so glad he's finally dropped the pretense. thx for this arc @kellysue

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@Android release a new "update" that's just Android 10 again. 11 is awful and made everything stop working right. want 10 back, but don't want to have to fucking factory reset to be able to to downgrade