NipperNopper

[NipperNopper @NipperNopper]

I am increasingly irritated by seeing grown men walking around without belts. Exhibit some maturity, wear a belt. Those empty belt loops are an unnecessary eyesore.

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@ChefBoyarslatt BLM✊

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Hell Yeah!

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On the surface: nonchalant. Beneath it all: aggressively chalant.

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@ChefBoyarslatt I woke up with a fully erect cock because I get to go hunting with @ChefBoyarslatt

[NipperNopper @NipperNopper]

Inspired by @ChefBoyarslatt. I am having a Ferb week this week. Hitting numbers never before seen in company history!

[optimus slime @ChefBoyarslatt]

My employee and I have been using “Ferb Mode” for when we gotta quiet down and lock in. I want to give a shoutout to @FinnKalu for the vernacular.

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@ChefBoyarslatt That extra ten minutes of sleep you gain by deciding to grab breakfast from the gas station glass box on your way to work is absolutely worth it.

[neumz @neumzzz]

The naked man fears no pickpocket

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I think Jenny from Forest Gump is the most brutal antagonist of all time. She is definitely worse than Darth Vader and Voldemort.

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@GalaxyFoamFlexa #realshitter

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You have nothing on my Charcuterie Board. I have cheeses that you can’t even comprehend on my board.

Aged, smoked, moisture controlled, brined and cultivated bacteria.

My gut biome has been forever changed by these exotic cheeses.

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When you playing Mario kart Wii with your buddies and your friend places 3rd.

That’s fucking pathetic.

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I achieved a personal best today, I completely emptied a Pilot G2!

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I am disgusted with the version of myself that comes out when I’m tracking packages.

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Nobody actually like zucchini bread! They just like sugar bread that happens to have zucchini in it. #banzucchinibread

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@BobertBeers Contemplating an orb is somewhat like polishing your knob. People tend to avoid discussing it in public.

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@FinnKalu I am not sure how put me on your burner but I am so happy they did! Loving every word on this page!

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I am talking to a girl and revealed that I have a burner. Our aftercare now consists of her proofreading my posts. (she’s an english major)
#WhiteBoySummer

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@ChefBoyarslatt #WhiteBoySummer

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They should move the drinking age to 30 cause this shit is crazy