BREAKING NEWS: In an embarrassing twist for Trump, a new FOX News poll finds that Democrat John Fetterman has a whopping 11-point lead over Trump-endorsed Dr. Oz in the pivotal Pennsylvania Senate race. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT FETTERMAN BEATS TRUMP’S DR. OZ IN NOVEMBER!
They call Millenials weak but we’re the first generation who knows we’re going to boil to death in the ocean and we still show up everyday at a job to market sunglasses
Friendly reminder to never leave a mostly empty kombucha on your desk. When you attempt to open an dump it out it will explode and startle the whole office. Nearly lost an eyeball.
yes let’s debate whether it’s better to have one hour of sunlight on the way to work or on the way home from work rather than question whether the workday should be so long as to take up all the sunlight on a winter’s day
Don’t spam the Texas Right to Life Whistleblower tip line. That would be terrible. Yes, I’m including a link to it but only so nobody wastes those anti-abortion assholes’ time. That would be bad and I definitely have NOT been doing that. https://t.co/0ljv8mFEDp
Texas: Can’t force a 12yr old to wear a mask because they are a human with autonomy even if it might kill someone
Also Texas: Can force a 12yr old to carry a pregnancy to term, because fuck autonomy I guess
#BansOffOurBodies
I appreciate I can walk past my boss’s office to leave early on a Friday and say “I’m leaving early I didn’t eat lunch and I’m about to die” and all he says is okay bye