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Easily Distracted. Google: "Norwegian Barn Elf".

[Nisk @Nisse_Lewison]

I’m sorry, was something supposed to change in 10 years? 💁🏼‍♀️

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

I think about this student's email every day.

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

people who have been using the em dash long before ai know that it’s the jazz riff of punctuation, the tightrope between intuition and impulse, the trapdoor for digressions—it’s the writing fidget spinner for centrifugal thinkers

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

to what end 🎶TO WHAT END🎶

[cyrano de purjerat @notablytipsy]

@picardie_aurora i know why I'm walking around at 2am, i have a good reason anyone would understand. but what's everyone else doing? what's wrong with them?

[pete @seegerism]

me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌

ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is 'migraneur.' Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

dune 2? yeah I'm into dune 2: dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you

[Nisk @Nisse_Lewison]

@ecolesbian It’s truly the only way I can respond to a compliment on my clothing.

[Nisk @Nisse_Lewison]

I love watching Google become more and more unusable with each passing day. It’s so cool to see the decay of a priceless tool in real time.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

An open letter to @JNJNews. Stop pursuing the secondary patent of bedaquiline. YOU KNOW that millions of people will be unable to access lifesaving treatment for multidrug-resistant tuberculosis if you extend the patent. YOU KNOW it violates your credo. https://t.co/JArPHWpmv5

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

I love when I tell people that Carly Rae Jepsen is one of my favorite artists because they’re all “oh you mean the girl who did Call Me Maybe?” Well yes! In the sense that Jesus is the guy who did the feeding of the five thousand

[Nisk @Nisse_Lewison]

@mcsteamyyy YES THIS IS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR THANK YOU

[Nisk @Nisse_Lewison]

I introduced my Gen Z cousins to Mamma Mia for the first tonight, but that lapse in their media knowledge has forced me to start a Google Doc of Lady Movies ™️ I have to show them during their adolescence.

[Nisk @Nisse_Lewison]

Utilizing the Patriarchy When it Serves My Narrative: a sad subheading of my memoir.

[Nisk @Nisse_Lewison]

The idea of changing my last name someday is so wild and archaic, but at the same time, I do enjoy the option of trading up if I find something that sounds better with my first and middle names. Nisse Maye _____.