🎬 THE WOLF OF WALL STREET (2013)
Jordan Belfort entered Wall Street to make money and somehow turned “make money” into a three-hour experiment to see how many bad decisions one human being can make while wearing an expensive suit 😭
He starts as an ambitious stockbroker then discovers penny stocks, builds Stratton Oakmont and suddenly everybody in the office is making ridiculous money. The problem is almost none of them know when enough is enough.
Money. Drugs. Parties. Women. Fraud. More drugs. At some point Jordan’s life stops looking enjoyable and starts looking like a very expensive medical emergency 😂
Leonardo DiCaprio was completely unhinged here. That Quaaludes sequence alone deserves its own review. And Jonah Hill somehow manages to look like exactly the type of person Jordan should never have become friends with.
I’m giving this one a 9/10.
Three hours of watching a man become rich enough to afford every luxury except self-control 😭