Bears. Beats. Booster Shots.

Bad jokes. Worse punchlines.

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So anyways Happy Thanksgiving

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It's time for my yearly life update. *ahem* I will not be cooking this year 🫣

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I woke up not feeling well so Thanksgiving is postponed

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I'm convinced someone has a voodoo doll of me cause these dreams are getting out of control

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Gag gifts are my favorite types of gifts. I ONLY want gag gifts. Please only ever purchase me jokes. I do not take life seriously and I would love it if you joined me

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You'll be depressed for one day and Spotify will be like "Your top song of the year was the DSM-V. We cultivated a playlist for you called Go to Therapy"

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@lizzanya_ THIS WASN'T MY FAULT 😭😭😭

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I just want to go on record that the bird was in the oven ON TIME this year. Anything that occurred afterwards was not my fault

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OK SO LONG STORY SHORT WE'RE NOT EATING

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The pan exploded in the oven 🙃

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@esencia_simone Girl never mind cause the whole oven is out of commission

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Y'all think I could make a cake from scratch? Or is that not something you learn how to do on Thanksgiving..

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My mom tried to brag about how she was going to be done early this year and she she calling me from the car talking about she on the way to the store 🥴

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At the last minute I decided to make deviled eggs. Boiled literally all the eggs we have and forgot we need eggs for cornbread...

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@Keys_2Ki Y'ALL HAVE STARTED COOKING

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I'm also not back home this year so I can't even help her cook. She gonna be up late playing on this iPad instead of sleeping and not get started until 3pm tomorrow, just watch

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Moms tried to say she was ready for Thanksgiving early this year and then two hours later texted me saying her friend dropped her off a iPad as a early holiday gift????? I literally have not heard from her since. Y'all she will not eat 💀

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@NittyBritty_ 😂😂 not them tryna silence you.
wherever you posting, I'm tuning in

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You know I was considering moving my shenanigans to Instagram this year cause apparently my tweets are limited?? But I might have to send some tweets out for the archive's sake 😂

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Looking forward to this Thanksgiving's live tweets from @NittyBritty_ ☺️

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Looking forward to this Thanksgiving's live tweets from @NittyBritty_ ☺️