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December's Very Own

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Burna Boy! 👋

#ballondor

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

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[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Mercy Masika: You should start apologising to your husbands when you are in the wrong.

Feminists:

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Happy couples

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

While you were combing your hair, huku walisema normalise using l unless you're pregnant.

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Kate Scott & Malik Scott!

#ballondor

[Joe @Joethecreator99]

Who remembers that time when Beyoncé sister solange attacked Jay Z in the elevator and Beyoncé didn’t even try to stop it she just stood there and watched😭.

[Buubs🧸 @hiighestt]

My loml❤️

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Hii siku Ruto, alijaribu kuimba ule wimbo wa Raila, karibu mate imnyonge, kama sio DJ kuingilia kati, aibu ingekuwa kubwa sana🤣🤣.

[PFA @PFA]

When Harry Kane was PFA Young Player of the Year. 🥹

[thetimwork @thetimwork]

Learned about phenoptosis earlier this year ,yaani pre programmed death.

In some species nature doesn't wait for elimination by competition. It comes with an inbuilt self-destruct button, for the greater good the larger group, na huwezi jua...until it happens.

[SSEKABIRA PATRICK @PSSEKABIR]

😂😂 Baby General is a five-star General on Twitter, but the moment he faces a microphone 🎤, he starts looking like a P1 pupil who has forgotten his poem! 😭🤣😂😂😂

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

The 2026 Men's Ballon d'Or ranking, from 30th to 11th place!
Follow the ceremony live on https://t.co/WrVGTh5zEm, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #Ballondor

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon d’Or… who you got?

🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé
🇳🇴 Erling Haaland
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane
🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
🇫🇷 Michael Olise
🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
🇪🇸 Rodri
🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal

Follow the ceremony live on https://t.co/qkKEZsOmy9, with analysis and data from the London Palladium!

#ballondor

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Si ata mlipe lecturers kwanza 😂😂😂😂

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Kanye West informed us all that Jared was Trump's handler years ago and we all laughed st him

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

[SIYA @uuMaSiya]

If you look at me eating ice cream and visualize me sucking dick then the problem is you my dawg

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Happy birthday to Uhuru Kenyatta. The guy behind affordable housing

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

And what are you going to do about it?