Nikhil Mehta

I try to be funny. I try hard.

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

@AmazonHelp I have sent the details to your team. Please get back to this as soon as possible.

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

@AmazonHelp @amazonIN i am absolutely stunned by your response where you show a lack of faith in a customer and prioritise your reseller who provided me with a tampered @Apple iPhone and now refusing to take responsibility of the same.

Order number 405-9877159-1940308

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

@KotakBankLtd @ICICIBank @ICICIBank_Care we opened a request due to incorrect transfer to a wrong account number - and we got an email that our case has been closed due to lack of communcation from ICICI.
Please help! It’s INR 100000 that is transferred.
Ref#1-16057235314

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

@KotakCares Thank you!! Looking forward to your response.

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

Has to be watched over three times.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Should I take insulin

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

What did I do today?
1. Stood in queue for drinks
2. Attended a work call on Zoom
3. Got Drunk while watching “Hasmukh”
4. Going to bed disappointed knowing there is another whole season, when they could have finished it in this one.

#Lockdown3

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

What did we learn from the “I for India” campaign? That we don’t need 40 celebrities begging us to hit the donate button, and just open up liquor stores instead.
#LiquorShops #IForIndia

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

Bangalore liquor stops greeting us today like..

#LiquorShop

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

Shot in 2014. Raising Havoc in 2020.
#UFO

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

Pentagon is like the Joker. As if 2020 didn’t have enough chaos, they go ahead and officially release an old UFO video that can can cause more mass hysteria.
#ufo #pentagon

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

Master stroke.
Get the pun, please.
#Wimbledon #coronavirus

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Wimbledon spokesperson on insurance policy that included pandemics: “We have always sought to buy the optimum insurance coverage available.”

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

@PwnStar629 Absolutely loved this! My all time favourite ensemble!

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

Hello, Kaun?

Corona speaking.

“Abbe RAKH TERI MAAA KI”

#20YearsOfHeraPheri

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Look at the two policemen in the first 10 secs slow dancing.

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

His face.
#CoronavirusOutbreak

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

Diary Diary,
After 37 years of existing, I took the step of cooking my first ever meal today. Egg Curry.
The internet claim it to be a possible cure to #COVID19 since the virus would never enter a body that has already died from eating my curry.

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

As the World wakes up every morning to fight the deadly virus, Tinder must be experiencing the highest number of install-uninstalls from it’s users 😅

#Covid19India

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

@NipunManglik @dev_inamdar I did enough damage to Ganpati’s image. #UrinatinginPublic

[Nikhil Mehta @Njmforever]

If you thought #CoronaVirus wasn’t enough, here comes #HantaVirus.
Comes from eating rats. Not transferable from person to person though, not yet.
China is still trying to perfect this until they release it to market.