💀 Hannah Burns 💀

I watch too much tv and I like to write stuff. So that's a thing. Hear my thoughts on tv and life on @tvwinnerpod.

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

The real winner of the Olympics this year has been those who delight in stupid little tattoos

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Picture for reference

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

@notcapnamerica She quite literally didn’t! She said she, personally, was voting for Kamala and thinks we all should but did not want to publicly endorse/campaign for her as “Chappell.”

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Yeah they're called the mountain goats, but it's really just one guy. He knows three chords and six trillion bible verses. His songs are all about breakups or drug addiction and he always sounds like he started singing on accident and isn't sure how to stop. He's my favorite guy.

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

@imsoappaulled Also Baltimore mentioned… and firaxis mentioned. RIP

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

I know I can't stop Ryan Murphy from making this series, so HEAR ME OUT:

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

@aaiqbal @Timccopeland @rach3lburn3tt @nytimes I mean you can do whatever you to wherever? The underlying rule of all grammar is, “if it makes the meaning more clear, go for it.”

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

@Timccopeland @rach3lburn3tt @nytimes This is like a deep-weeds grammar nerd thing, but the solution that gets you all three is using the Oxford comma rule with semi-colons between the list items. Usually that’s for clarity when complex list items have internal punctuation, but it’s probably the move here

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

Incredible to see the GOP all worried about voter suppression and long lines

[General™️ @TheGeneral_0]

@JDVance Stay in line people. Send the democrats a clear message that they can't usurp the system and choose a candidate based on color or gender.

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

@Zoomer_Doomer_ I cannot fathom this level of offline

[jas @lessbienism]

i was born in the right generation i love misandry and chappell roan singing about strapping someone down

https://t.co/HU72SKjaEw

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

I have no other thoughts on her but TOMATO SAUCE in a WHITE OUTFIT is unhinged

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she really does make EVERYTHING from scratch😭

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

10/10 no notes

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

HAPPENING NOW: Voters are waiting 6 *hours* in line to vote in Levittown, PA, a Republican stronghold, because of apparent staffing issues.

Voters who were interviewed say they can't come back on Tuesday due to work.

The development comes after early voting was extended until today at 5PM.

Scott Presler is also reporting issues in Quakertown where Trump supporters are being forced to wait hours to vote.

"Bucks County elections officials did the bare minimum to comply with court’s order to provide voting access through 5PM today," Trump campaign's James Blair said.

"They staffed some offices with just 1 or 2 people ensuring long lines."

They are losing and the only option they have left is to make sure Rs don't get to the polls.

Don't fall for it.

Video: @KylieJaneKremer

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

My toxic trait is thinking the hug from the big latex sheet could fix me

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Solo attempting America’s 17th Door Haunted House 😱

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

Lmao yes this is the double standard at play in this election for sure yep

[Sarah Bedford @sarahcbedford]

I find it hard to believe that Kamala Harris would be held personally liable for an off-color joke made by an obscure speaker who took the stage hours before her at one of her events but the double standard is almost not worth pointing out anymore.

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

he is just finishing his veep s5 watch and but hasn’t seen ep9 yet

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

The "secret" is screwing with the certification and somehow triggering a contingent election through the 12th amendment. It's only theoretically possible if Dems don't take the House. And even then, it's more of a fantasy than a plan.

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

@imsoappaulled That is a good point—I took it to mean federal laws, but yeah no that’s yeah … sigh

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

People are posting this like she doesn’t clearly say exactly the right thing: that is between doctors and patients like any other medical decision

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

NBC: talk about your trans policies
Kamala: my policy is a policy.
NBC: but what does that mean?
Kamala: Donald Trump is Hitler.
*end scene*

[Itsprobablyapril ✨ @oh_itsjustapril]

Sex workers do more for our society than landlords ever will

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

Sanjay are u ok

[💀 Hannah Burns 💀 @NoBriggity]

@soro77 @RexChapman The electoral college. He absolutely cannot and will not win the popular vote but that doesn’t matter because everything is stupid