Ordinary Heroes

sometimes you just have to document the heartwarming shit that goes on in a nurses life. And the fucked up shit. mostly the fucked up shit.

[byron (b.) @bbyron]

“The two most powerful warriors are patience and time” - Leo Tolstoy

[Andrew Kang @Rewkang]

$LRC

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

@CoinDesk Very excited about this. Stumbled in new to crypto and fell in love with LRCs ideals and fundamentals

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

Someone just take this blood from me! And find my urine!

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

Sorry, ill fix the chart. He showed me his bleeding penis and I got a little focused on that- me to QA.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

I'd rather stab myself in the eye than deal with this. Medicare better give me my shit!- T, manager

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Our intelligence needs to be guided by warm-heartedness.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

Why do people feel the need to discuss major political issues in the waiting room of doctors offices.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

No offense but, all you rns don't know shit. I know I don't know you but none if you do anything right- new patients wife.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

I think I'm pissing myself. It feels like it. You promise (sniffles)? You promise I'm not pissing myself? -me high on morphine getting a CT.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

"You have a ruptured cyst. Here's some morphine and norco. Call your doc in the am" -ED doc
"Can i just have some phenergen?" -me

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

We don't need to be over achievers today. No one gives a fuck.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

It is evident that to help others rather than harming them, treating them with love and compassion leads to lasting trust and friendship.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

We shouldn't saint someone for just not being a total asshole- C

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

She told me her dog would bite me. She hated me. But I sat down because i knew we were in love. She was my sweetheart- widower reminiscing.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

Actually somewhat caught up on charts and first appt isn't until 11 tomorrow. Perks of home health.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy New Year to all of my Jewish friends! You’re more than my friends. You’re also my writers.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

The mother fucker came out in his undies, crying to mom. Then he changed into his military uniform to go to Wal-Mart. I don't trust him- D.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

I called your office and told them his trach is bleeding. Sorry. We're leaving now- after scheduling out two hours for a new patient.

[Ordinary Heroes @NoCapeNeeded]

Thought the staff meeting was at 8. Its at 9 and now I'm stuck in traffic, hating all children, about to piss myself and run out of gas.