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[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

This ignorant EXCO Pertanian is the clearest example of how AI (artificial intelligence) can never outdo OS (original stupidity).

[Liyana Marzuki @liyana_marzuki]

PANDIR

Dua tiga hari ni, sis dok baca hujah seorang EXCO Pertanian. Puncanya, dia nak pertahankan kenyataan Presidennya.

Hujahnya ada 2
1. “Tiada minyak kita lalu Selat Hormuz”
2. “Minyak kita pula dieksport ke Filipina”

Premis hujah dia sangat simplistik.

Semua minyak mentah kita tak patut dijual kepada negara luar. Malaysia juga tak patut proses dan tapis minyak dan eksport ke luar negara.

Kalau dia yang uruskan Petronas/ negara, solusinya: apa sahaja minyak mentah kita, yang kita jumpa kita proses, kita bagi kat orang kita. Nescaya cukup, dan harga takkan mahal.

Dengan kata lain, hentikan eksport minyak mentah kita. Hentikan import minyak dari negara luar. Sure isu minyak kita selesai.

Hujah ni, at the surface nampak macam hebat. Mak aiiii… senang sgt.

Tapi saya seriau menengokkan. Level fahaman EXCO Pertanian ini tentang industri oil and gas negara.

Kalau dia naik jadi Menteri, boleh melingkup Petronas dibuatnya.

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Perkara pertama saya nak tanya:

Adakah dia tahu minyak mentah Malaysia ni minyak premium?

Light Sweet Oil Malaysia adalah antara yang paling dikehendaki dalam pasaran. Sebab minyak kita pure dari dasar laut. Senang nak diproses takde banyak sulfur. Harga dia USD4-5 lebih mahal dari Brent Crude.

Minyak kita diproses untuk kegunaan premium seperti minyak jet dan bahan plastik.

Sejak penubuhan Petronas tahun 70-an. Ini lah business model nya. Petronas jual harga tinggi minyak negara, dan import pula minyak negara luar yang lebih murah sesuai diguna untuk kereta. Itu yang datang untungnya.

Untuk rekod, 38% minyak import kita datang dari Selat Hormuz.

Bayangkan kalau Petronas hanya gali dan proses minyak kita.

Bekal minyak yang patutnya untuk jet dan plastik, pi guna untuk kereta 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Adakah itu solusi EXCO tersebut?
Nescaya boleh meranap Petronas dibuatnya.

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Solusi EXCO punya mudah. Semua minyak mentah kita, kita proses dan kita yang guna. Maka selesai cerita.

Tapi apa implikasi solusi ini?

Malaysia tak eksport dan import minyak. Petronas meranap. Negara terkesan.

Solusi yang surface konon nampak bijak.
Tapi hancus, bila micronya dia tak nampak.

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Saya tak faham macam mana Pembangkang bangkang isu minyak ni.

Petrol kurang isu setakat ni. Rakyat Malaysia dapat harga RM1.99 seliter, antara yang terendah di dunia. Lagi murah dari Saudi. Nikmat mana yang nak didusta lagi?

Diesel pula ada sektor disubsidi. Ada yang tidak. Rakan2 kita pakai 4x4 dan Hilux banyak sangkut jua. Kereta pun takleh gerak. Diesel mahal punya angkara.

Makanya, ini patutnya bullet yang Pembangkang guna. Desak Kerajaan lindungi mereka. Bagi solusi yang lebih baik. Tunjukkan kalau anda memerintah, kita boleh yakin anda boleh urus negara.

Ini bagi solusi merepek jauh dari realiti.
Bila kita tegur berpusing-pusing.

Masalah besar bila ada EXCO kita fikir urus minyak negara macam masak Maggi.
Jumpa, masak, makan, selesai.

Saya tak pasti ini strategi memandirkan pengundi. Atau dia yang pandir sendiri.

Salam hormat,
Liyana Marzuki

NB- sis kurang mahir tentang lembu dan padi. Tapi pasal trade minyak ni boleh lah bagi inputs serba sedikit. Pernah jadi Pegawai Khas di MITI ✌🏼

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

Sdr @kamilmunim, sebelum isytihar WFH, arahkan dulu semua telco operate pada 100% kapasiti, bukan sendu macam sekarang - berdiri tengah-tengah KL pun sakit nak dapat signal.

[Kamil Munim 🇲🇾 @kamilmunim]

Mengambil kira kenaikan harga minyak dunia akibat krisis di Asia Barat, wajar bagi kerajaan pertimbang dasar "work from home" bagi sektor tertentu bermula dgn pejabat kerajaan, agensi, GLC n GLIC - juga buat sektor swasta sebagai langkah berjaga bagi kenaikan kos dlm keadaan ekonomi global yang tidak menentu. Kurangkan perjalanan, jimat petrol, kurang tekanan subsidi RON95. Apa kata? #WFH #MalaysiaMADANI @anwaribrahim @MOFmalaysia

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@Kudsia_Kahar Big question now whether in the eagerness to develop the economic region further, these CDPs had been conveniently overlooked. Heard that consultants had been appointed to do a new development study for JS-SEZ. For what? Have the earlier CDPs been invalidated?

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@Kudsia_Kahar Iskandar Puteri is located within Iskandar Malaysia (now re-branded as Johor-Singapore Special Economic Zone, with the inclusion of Desaru and Pengerang).

IRDA had produced Comprehensive Development Plans for physical and infrastructure developments for the region.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

… and again, I have to rely on @CelcomDigi to post this because the @Maxis @MaxisListens service is getting shittier by the day.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@Maxis @MaxisListens Congratulations! You’ve reached new low level of crappy service. It’s not even 11 am in the middle of Shah Alam city and your signal is only one bar. Can’t pay bills at the kiosk at AEON Mall Maxis centre because the machine couldn’t connect to the Internet.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@MaxisListens @Maxis @CelcomDigi @MaxisListens See? Same shitty @Maxis Internet connectivity after midnight tonight (17/2/2026). Do you purposely reduce your network signal to the point of crappy connectivity every night? @CelcomDigi, you might as well eat up @Maxis, since I have to use your line every time.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@MaxisListens @Maxis Same problem EVERY WEEKEND. Your phone and home fibre connectivity go down the drain.

As usual, I have to use @CelcomDigi line to compain about your unreliable overpriced overhyped services.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@MaxisListens @Maxis @CelcomDigi Your service is continuously deteriorating @Maxis @MaxisListens. I’m located in the middle of a city, and your connectivity is so bad it’s as if I’m standing on the Moon. You keep saying “sorry to hear that”, but your crappy service continues.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

The suspect drives an Alphard / Vellfire?
No surprise there. Owners / drivers of Alphards / Vellfires are generally assholes wankers on the road.

[Malay Mail @malaymail]

A 52-year-old man has been taken into custody for allegedly assaulting and threatening a 69-year-old retiree following a minor traffic collision near Pekan Suntex, Batu 9 Cheras.

According to the New Straits Times, Kajang district police chief Assistant Commissioner Naazron Abdul Yusof said the victim lodged a police report at 4.49pm yesterday, claiming he was injured after being attacked and intimidated by the suspect near a traffic light.

“Preliminary investigations indicate the incident arose from a minor collision between the complainant’s vehicle and the suspect’s,” he said.

The suspect was apprehended later the same day at 11.30pm in Kajang and has been remanded for two days to assist in investigations.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@cardibjordan Ahhh. Good thing the lady jumpa jugak la some cash notes terselit sana sini in her purse.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@cardibjordan Were you the person ahead of me in the queue at Verona cafe who had to pay for dinner in cash tadi sebab their cashless systems didn’t work?

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@PakShamsul Any Arab-looking person with a name sounding like Habib Korfus better be prepared for an unscheduled ICE visit soon.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@Maxis @MaxisListens Your service is pure crap. Can’t even connect to the data line now.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@Maxis @MaxisListens What is the problem with your network? Same thing every weekend - I’m living in the middle of urban area but the Maxis signal is on E.

I have to make this query on @CelcomDigi line because the Maxis signal now is downright pathetic.

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@PakShamsul 😬

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@PakShamsul Penelitian wajar.
"Ketekunan" is diligence in a different context, e.g. diligent in studies (belajar dengan tekun).

Diligence in matters of examining or scrutinising an issue refers to thoroughness in investigating the issue, hence "meneliti sesuatu perkara".

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

@PakShamsul … so, the Orange Man is going to make Americans pay extra for their daily items until they get Greenland?

[TalkingHead @NoCaptchaRobot]

FUCK OFF.

[SinarHarian @SinarOnline]

‘Ramai menggelupur lepas saya umum letak jawatan Exco Melaka’ – Akmal Saleh

Ketua Pemuda UMNO, Datuk Dr Muhammad Akmal Saleh mendakwa ramai yang ‘menggelupur’ selepas beliau mengumumkan peletakan jawatannya sebagai Exco Melaka.

Beliau mendakwa, ia kerana pihak yang tidak senang duduk itu bimbang akan menjadi sasaran serangannya sepanjang masa.

Artikel: https://t.co/MC8O5uqG45

Copyright disclaimer: Segala penyuntingan video adalah hak cipta terpelihara milik Sinar Harian.

#SinarHarian #BeritaSemasa #DrAkmalSaleh #PAU #UMNO