You got the wrong guy

We have to make it, we’re all we’ve got.

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

@eviIcherub Are any of them going to step up and throw the first brick at Firewall?

[emily may @emilykmay]

it would be a lot less scary having a disabled kid in America if you knew that there were high quality and affordable long-term residential care options for them when they were adults.

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

@kenklippenstein @Great_Chumpion Most Democrats are just hall monitors

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

ESPN cut the Ray Allen 3 as an AD AND PLAYED IT FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT UNTIL THE SPURS WON. I couldn’t watch a random baseball game without seeing it.

[Depressed Keldon, Wemby, and Fox Stan⁷ (62-20) @keldonGOAT]

which one hurts more?

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

People really hate the Thompson quote about Houston, but only because he was a little off-target in that the city itself is the pansexual cowboy

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Houston's utterly ragged and dishelved chaos is its charm. When people rip on it we just respond, "yeah, you can't hang." And we understand not being able to hang. It's probably a deeply troubling flaw in your character if you *can* hang with Houston. -OS

[SG @SG212MSG]

Me turning on Game 1 of the NBA Finals tn:

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

@AstroTraviesa Especially considering how big the game has grown internationally, the amount of fan art coming out of Japan is staggering

[AG @hissingchoir]

it’s called “life.” You walk to the store. Maybe you see someone you know on the way. You find a dollar on the ground. The sun shines on your face. You are participating in the world.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

I don’t know if they’d throw a brick at Stonewall in this day and age, I have to imagine the Amazon Basics skirt would make her less aerodynamic

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

@Steve12code @StatisticUrban Yeah the Metroplex but that’s rarely used outsided tbh

[Maddy Skye @MaddySkye]

Surreal to be a San Antonian — to witness every one of our 5 championships as a kid & be right back here as an adult. 😭

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

A Spurs-Knicks Finals asks the greatest sports question of our time, what happens when both teams are a Buncha Knuckleheads who made it there through The Power of Friendship and Weren’t Supposed To Be Here?

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

Call him Victor Hugo Wembenyama the way he made OKC Les Miserables

[// @aggzzx]

2:40 am in Paris
This is the Victor Wembanyama effect

[Jay Kim @luckymong1]

Wemby and Spurs go to the Finals.

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

YOUR SPURS ARE HEADED TO THE 2026 NBA FINALS!!!!

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

¡PURO PINCHE SPURS! Freedom and democracy are alive in the heartland of America 😭😭😭

[(redacted) @squish41]

SGA is unbelievable when he just cuts the shit and plays basketball. That’s the whole fucking problem with everything else.

[Janet 🇲🇽✨ @Slimjaneyyy]

If he don’t hold me like that, I don’t want it

[You got the wrong guy @NoFirstNames]

It’s normal to have 180 BPM heart rate and vomit every possession in a spurs game