December's Very Own

an intriguing blend of questionable decisions, hope, sarcasm, humour ( more funny oooh than funny haha) optimism, fuckery and occasionally crippling pessimism.

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

They are deported like humans not burnt/killed... Major difference

[Magasela Mzobe @MagaselaMzobe]

NOT a single country in African allows illegal foreigners. Why must SA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 be an exception?

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

We don’t beat and kill them, we simply deport them. Thats the difference

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

Preach

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

Y’all have to learn to enjoy the moment, every man isn’t your future husband. When it’s done, pack up, say “thanks for the experience”, and keep it cute. No hate needed.

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

Y’all have to learn to enjoy the moment, every man isn’t your future husband. When it’s done, pack up, say “thanks for the experience”, and keep it cute. No hate needed.

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

Trying to hate from outside of the club is sad🤣🤣🤣

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Nigeria vs Portugal has more hype than Ghana, and South Africa going to World Cup

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

It used to be the premier privacy messaging app. Facebook bought it and intentionally made it less secure. That was it for me.

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

Elo ninshi there was debate over using K 70 for lunch pano maaah! 🤣

[KANABESA @TwaamboHamoomba]

They gave my work mates hun K6,000 for lunch. The relationship was never the same😂😂Very unprofessional.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The USA shouldn’t be allowed to host any major sporting events that involves participants from outside the USA.

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

Men excelling in female dominated fields🤣

[$AM$ON👑🐐 @Samsonthegoat25]

French Montana and Sheikha Mahra, the daughter of the UAE ruler and prime minister, have reportedly finalized their divorce. The split comes after claims that the ruler was never supportive of the relationship and did not consider Montana suitable for his daughter.

It is also being reported that, following the divorce, Montana may be entitled to around 50% of her estimated $2.5 billion net worth, with her family’s wealth exceeding $20 billion overall.

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

@FIFAcom you're an absolute joke

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Some team 👀😮‍💨

[T 🇫🇷 @Talhaa10_]

giving the world cup to the usa was a stupid decision.

this tournament was supposed to bring the world together. instead we’re talking about shootings, visa issues, travel restrictions and whether fans from certain countries will even be able to attend

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

🤣🤣

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

People are being denied entry into America the World Cup .... Say something!!!? It's not good look

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The World Champion club at #FIFAWorldCup 2026 🏆

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

A - Anderson
B - Bale
C - Cristiano
D - Dalot

G - Gabriel fires into the Budapest sky, and PSG are champions again 😂

[Chidera @OZODERA]

When you hear:
✅ La Decima
✅ 3 UCL in a row
✅ Kings of European Football
You will know we are talking about Real Madrid.

When you hear:
✅ 13 EPL Titles
✅ First English Club to Win the Treble
✅ Away Unbeaten in a Season.
✅ Only Football Team to Win the UCL Unbeaten twice, you will know we are talking about Manchester United.

When you hear:
✅ Only London Club with a UCL.
✅ First Club to win the UCL, Europa and Conference League
You will know we are talking about Chelsea.

When you hear:
✅The only club with most champions league in epl
✅The best Club in epl
✅The only club in epl with the most trophies
✅You will know we are talking about Liverpool.

But when you start hearing words like
✅ Budapest
✅ 4-3 after Penalties
✅ 0 UCL in 143 Years
✅ But we did better than Manchester United and Chelsea this season.
✅ Innocent birds.
✅ 25% Possession in a UCL Final.

Immediately you will know that we are talking about Arsenal here😂😂

[Yves ひ @bigplutobro]

are you implying that if i make enough money then im allowed to cheat?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇵🇹 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: If Bruno Fernandes records 7 assists at this World Cup, he will become the all-time record holder for most assists in a single World Cup tournament.

He would have broken both the Premier League and World Cup assist records in the same season.

[December's Very Own @NoHandleReq]

Come to United if you want to be a national treasure.... International call ups are easy of you're a Red Devil😈

[utdreport @utdreport]

Official: Ederson has been called up to Brazil’s World Cup squad as a replacement for Wesley, who has sustained an injury. He will join the squad on Monday. 🇧🇷

[🫩🦅🇵🇹. @Waywardboyy]

i gabriel Manchester United 🫩