Chris

Grab life by the ears every day and French kiss it to the ground!

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

@floboflo Probably all brown eggs as well... #wokenessgonemad

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

@asianjunkiecom With how badly 2025 has been going, the "Ch" in the name probably means that they are an exclusive Christian Rock cover band. #WaysFor2025ToSuckEvenMore

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

In an attempt to back Elon Musk, Donald Trump has posed outside the White House with a Tesla. Prone to erratic swerves of direction and liable to blow up at any moment, Trump is 52 days into his second term

[Simone Zimmerman @simonerzim]

Let's be crystal clear what @ADL's "strategy" to "fight antisemitism" means: smear and criminalize college students in kuffiyehs while cozying up to tech oligarchs doing Nazi salutes.

ADL long ago gave up the fight to protect Jews in favor of protecting Israeli apartheid.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

Oasis tickets should come with fine print stating that you are not allowed to complain when the shows that you bought tickets for inevitably get cancelled because the brothers inevitably fell out again.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

Not a cult, though.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

@asianjunkiecom Don't jinx it!

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Just Stop Oil are 100% a psyop funded by Big Oil to turn the entire public against climate activism.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

@asianjunkiecom You better print that shit out & frame it in case Apartheid Clyde decides to turn this site into an exclusive right-wing p0rn site tomorrow and delete all other previous content.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

If you need celebrities to tell you who to vote for, you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote in the first place.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Hollywood's A-listers are lining up behind Joe Biden. Will their support matter in November? https://t.co/9Mx5WbHRBu

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

I'm way too white to have an opinion on this "Kendrick vs Drake" matter.
I just hope that if any of the more nefarious accusations from either side are true, the victims get some justice in the future.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

Ain't nobody got time to keep track of all that HYBE/MHJ/ADOR mess, so I'll just faithfully wait for the @asianjunkiecom summarization post, because he's masochistic like that.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

@asianjunkiecom To be fair though, even if they are good people, something has to be wrong with them if they voluntarily frequent a comment section full of TERFs, trolls and conspiracy nutjobs.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

にしな - bugs【Official Video】
https://t.co/FFDksvO5tn

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

@asianjunkiecom

[BaechuSquad @SquadBaechu]

E1 of Crime Scene Returns (arguably S4 of Crime Scene, just for clarity) has now been subtitled! Please enjoy~
https://t.co/Zqsl2VM6sy

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

They are that predictable, honestly, mark my words.

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

Klopp: *asks media not to make everything Liverpool does from now on about his departure*

British Media: *makes everything Liverpool does from now on about Klopp's departure*

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

I think that was pretty good for my first attempt at a passive-aggressive tweet, if I do say so myself. lol

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

Sometimes you wonder why so many people have cut a certain person (that you don't know personally) out of their lives and then they suddenly put their toxicity on full display and you go: "Ah yes, makes total sense now."

[Chris @NoHiddenPath79]

"I didn't ask you, I asked X."
Ah I see, that's why you posted your question as a general tweet (with a mention of X) for everyone to see in their feed instead of directly tweeting your question only at X.
"Passive-aggressively trying to start shit 101" on full display here.