smelvin

| Founder / President of Ugly Gang |

[smelvin @NoHoesKev]

Jesus replied, "You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand" -John 13:7

[Dyl @Bigdylanthedude]

if you can go 5/6 days without seeing me you can go the rest of your life without me. I’m damn near 30 I need to be held consistently bitch

[Zag 🦋 @geoffkeene]

The focus on eSports and competitive balance changes have eventually stripped the fun out of every FPS, RTS, and MMORPG I've played in the last 10 years.

[Joey Knish @JoeyKnish22]

If anybody knows this girl and she’s looking for a green card to escape the tyranny of Iran, my DMs are open.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

President Joe Biden a real Chief Keef fan… rapped the whole intro word for word 🔥💪🤣

[** @bigguccicraigy]

TURN ME UP NIGGA

[Arslan @thega1nz]

What she sees when she’s moaning with the just the tip in her mouth

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

Pro tip: if you wanna leave work early, just shit your pants. What are they gonna do? Have the poopy pants guy stay???

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me and who

[🏄🏽‍♂️ @mjkjuice]

had too

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Me telling my homies bout the one baddie I fumbled 3 years ago

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Ballin 😂

[cryptic incognito @CrypticNoHoes]

Me at twitter HQ if bookmarks go down

[Tory Lanez @torylanez]

I’m on the 6th season of RE WATCHING Naruto ….. and Sakura has literally done nothing to help … she’s literally been screaming niggas names when she scared for 6 WHOLE fucking seasons lmao

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When you’re 5 strokes in missionary & feel the rumble knowing damn well you gonna miss out on backshots

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Tom Brady is 2-0 after the divorce. Whatever you’re tryna do, just know your girl is holding you back 💯