Tyroll Smoochie Wallace

Sometimes you got to work a little, so you can ball a lot

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

As a man with a PhD in Chipotle, who has done numerous research projects on burritos, I can confirm this is true

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Science has now proven it is impossible to take 3 little bites of a burrito and set it down.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@bordeauxyoutube @EASPORTSCollege #cfb27

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

I’m teaming up with @EASportsCollege to give away some College Football 27 codes!

Just repost and reply with #CFB27 for a chance to win. I’ll also be giving away 16 more codes in a couple days outta my own pocket so stay followed 🫡

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@MichGoldenLight Leave for the lake on Sunday. NEED them by then

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@MichGoldenLight why can’t I find the lake case/cans in Minnesota/Wisconsin?

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@aSUNBURNTginger @MichGoldenLight Elite choice

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@WIACJP Where does Starr’s Bar Hudson WI rank?

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@IcyVert I’m gonna need you to come to every game my man

[Minny Hockey @MinnyHockey]

NIGHT NIGHT DALLAS 😴

#mnwild

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@chefdonnyy We need a celebratory beer chug NOW

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@DallasMadeCraka Busch in S tier completely negates this. What are you a junior in HS?

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

Jelly Roll makes music for adults who’ve been arrested at the little league fields.

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@Bill37167205 @JeffNadu This is the most incel tweet of all time

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@5thyearcody @alwayssbased The draft was in Green Bay in 2024 moron. Plus the draft and Super Bowl are in different months. Hope this helps

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

Dude next to me at the bar don’t eat his pickle. Can I ask for it or would that be insinuating something?

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@Scavino47 @WhiteHouse

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@JeffDLowe damn

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

I’ll never forget when J. Edgar Hoover did a keg stand with Team USA after they won gold in men’s hockey in 1960.

[Tyroll Smoochie Wallace @NoJaBro23]

@tacobell bring back volcano sauce PERMANENTLY or I will stick a fork in a electrical socket