Jessica

Cat person, nytxw, complains about the consequences of her own actions.

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

I feel the way Kendall Roy looks

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

@RichardGrenell Sorry, JD Vance's boss made diversity illegal.

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

The Stray Nexus Mod is what I'm referring to when I say "there's different ways to skin a cat".

[Alicia Bannon @alicia_bannon]

The Wall Street Journal has an editorial criticizing Supreme Court reform today. They’re wrong on the law and the policy. SCOTUS term limits and ethics reform are popular, practical, constitutional – and long overdue. /1 https://t.co/fH9NTpiIBS

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

Can we normalize just answering people in the language they were spoken to? Specifically, @Icelandair please train your pilots to not guess at nihao and konnichiwa to random people of Asian descent when they deplane.

[Reggae Banana @holadamilola]

She was very specific. "I want Aemond Targaryen". It was her ONLY line all episode. Yet they killed who? Male instacart shoppers will never beat the allegations now

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

Someone should probably tell @AllThingsGo they should contribute to the NYC Dyke March raffle if they’re gonna have that lineup - JUST SAYIN’

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

Sitting on a stalled @Amtrak for an hour in DC because they couldn’t locate the engineer. Wild that one person being late for work is delaying who knows how many people.

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

I hope ticket scalpers have the day they deserve. #allthingsgo

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

A lovely thread.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵

1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

@AllThingsGo But like... did you actually have tickets today because all signs point to no.

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

I got into the All Things Go checkout within 5 minutes and it was already sold out. You can see the vultures on stubhub immediately increase their prices

[Brennan Center @BrennanCenter]

Nearly 500K individuals sit in US jails awaiting trial, largely due to unaffordable bail. Reform efforts continue to face political resistance & implementation issues. Read our latest report on what five states can teach us about bail reform: https://t.co/Q4IwbQb3j0

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

@kirij0 Idea/nightmare, etc. etc.

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

@DaveRamsey And then there’s articles about why the birth rate is falling in Thai country

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

.@Amtrak cancelling my trip 2 days before departure and then making me pay more to rebook feels like a huge scam

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

This man said “for those who rode at dawn, I hope it was a nice ride” and like, more of this energy in 2024 please

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

Someone tell @thatonequeen about Secret Hitler variants https://t.co/sfw4NjIgN3

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

@ThatJBF Take a gap year to work and understand income vs. expenditures - what you can live with or without. Figure out what you want to study based on interest x job opportunities x finances. Prioritize programs and faculty over school names.

[Jessica @NoJessOblige]

@red_scott @WaltHickey @ivan_hernandez @boarsgoreswords The dad is a spy; the mom is an assassin; the adopted child reads minds and is therefore the only one who knows the other two’s secret identities.

What more do you want?!