Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ

Ꮖ'ᴍ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ Ꭰᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ. ᴏʜ ᴀ ʙɪᴏ? ɴɪᴄᴇ!

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

"ᴡʜᴀᴛs ᴛʜɪs? ᴀ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ?"

•ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅɪᴇ.

•ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴊᴏᴋᴇs.

•ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ 4ᴛʜ ᴡᴀʟʟ.

•sʜɪᴘs sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴛᴀɴɪᴄ.

•sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɢʀᴀᴛᴇʀ.

ʀᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ?

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

“Would totally bang Negasonic teenage long name”

WadePlzStop

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@KissedAndMissed “It knows it doesn’t like things going up there!”

Huffs and crosses arms.
He doesn’t even like Colossus!...much.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@KissedAndMissed “It’s what my ASSHOLE would say..”

S q u i n t s.
Is not impressed.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@KissedAndMissed “I haven’t done anal since...international women’s day so so far nothing has gotten into me...”

Wade no stop...pls.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

“Probably...she’s never off that dang thing...she needs a break...”

Parent mode activated! https://t.co/pNQIptdXIZ

[Dominio. @LVDYLUCKD]

“It’s probably Yukio’s girlfriend. She’s always on her phone, right?” https://t.co/qwlLiKhuUD

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

“Metal man has Snapchat? How does that even work? He can’t type nor take the damn photo...” https://t.co/ncv9TJH5u2

[Dominio. @LVDYLUCKD]

“You got like three more.

And it was from Colossus, his private, and then his backup.” https://t.co/YzGF7YtYqh

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

“Well...I needed my Snapchat story to get some views...” https://t.co/0UQgT8lVbL

[Dominio. @LVDYLUCKD]

@NoJustDeadpool

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@KissedAndMissed He just casually kissed that pout.
How can he not? She’s damn ducking adorable when she pouts.

“I promise”

Boops her little nose.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

O N L Y W A Y? https://t.co/LvuhoK4r85

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

Literally the only way she'd ever call him daddy. https://t.co/xPog435TjE

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

Whenever Wade sees Yukio.
He finds her incredibly adorable and will adopt.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@JustAnotherSorc “Eat poop sleep...in that exact order...”

Shrugs a bit.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

“I thought your UN said JustAnotherSock.
That’s is what I’m calling you now...S O C K”
@JustAnotherSorc

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@JustAnotherSorc “Only one person can call me that! And that’s my super hot ex prostitute girlfriend!
You shall call my Wade...”

S Q U I N T S

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@JustAnotherSorc “The UN on your role play account..duh”

Stop fucking the 4th wall Wade.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WRITER!”

Oml...

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@NegaSonicLesbo “Yeah you watch your language..”

What is he even on?

“Don’t fucking judge me writer..”

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@NegaSonicLesbo “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Fuck no!”

Is actually offended.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@NegaSonicLesbo “Facebook kinda sucks now since Succerberg is a lizard”

Le shrugs.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@NegaSonicLesbo “Ew no...Twitter...”

Disgust face.

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@NegaSonicLesbo “Tag me..”

Points at her phone

[Ꮤᴀᴅᴇ @NoJustDeadpool]

@NegaSonicLesbo “Me?
Nothing...well I wouldn’t mind my very own pikachu or charmader but we know they don’t exist...”