Mortimer (The Meddling Monk)

I’m not a monk. I’m not a villain. I’m just your average, renegade Time Lord; fixing the timeline, one point in time… at a time.|| #Scribbl35 #DoctorWho #RP

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

“I’M NOT A MONK!”

⌛️Not new to #DWRP or Big Finish RP

⏳OCs, Crossovers, et al welcome

⌛️Literate and Banter welcome (especially banter)

⏳Renegade Time Lord, member of the Deca

⌛️Ships on chem (if there’s Lewd, it’ll be in DMs mainly)

⏳Another incarnation of #Scribbl35

[𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠 @EvieAmeliaSong]

𝚂𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎.

DW RP OC
The Doctor and River Song's daughter
All grown up
Potential adult themes
Penned by Nixie

[Black Alice @MagicalLeech]

━ Lori Zechlin a.k.a. Black Alice
━ Angry Goth & Anti-Hero
━ Power: Magic Usurpation
━ Mainly comic verse

━ Crossovers welcome
━ Serious and descriptive writer
━ Dark and mature content
━ No lewd, please!

Penned by #ᴠɪᴏʀᴀ

#DCRP

[Black Alice @MagicalLeech]

━ Character Portrait ━

This portrayal is set in the DC comic verse, therefore I will mainly use official artwork from the comics as visual representation of the character.

FC (DCEU/Live-Action): Pauley Perrette as Abby Sciuto (NCIS)

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

“Would you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep.”

[V (PARODY) @UniverseJumping]

She's asleep.

She's /screaming/.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@ScienceQueen8 I’m NOT shagging a dog! Don’t be so crass. I just meant that it’s pretty. Like a pet. Not like some 51st century pervert.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

That’s one handsome dog, though. Absolutely adorable.

[🔬The Rani 🧬 (parody) @ScienceQueen6]

Hey, look: @TimeMeddling had puppies. Always knew he was a lowly dog.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@alwaysunarmed //💀☠️

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed You what you call charm, most people call hexes. Now would you two stop being so hostile? I’ve done nothing to you. Not in your current lifetimes, anyway.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@alwaysunarmed @SCIENCEINRED My moustache is distinguished. Unlike those eyebrows of yours. Now THOSE are irritating. And what fools take you seriously? Your pet humans?

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed No one takes you seriously, Doctor. And Rani is just seriously disturbing.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@alwaysunarmed @SCIENCEINRED My moustache is no more fake than your eyebrows. Though they’re definitely more distinguished.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed Fine, call me Harry. See if I care. As long as you stay out of said hair, it’s none of my business.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed Good. Then you’ll both leave me be. Go touché yourselves and leave me out of it.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed I knew there’s a reason I never liked you. You were a bully in school and you’re still one now.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed And I said you’re not allowed near my face with that wax.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed You wouldn’t dare! You shave my stache I shave your head.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed 1: It’s Mortimer. Or the Meddler. I’m not even dressed as a monk this time!
2: you wouldn’t call me Hairy if you shaved off my moustache. I wouldn’t let you wax it. Why don’t you wax the Doctor’s brows instead ?

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@alwaysunarmed @SCIENCEINRED It is NOT FAKE. My ecclesiastic credentials? Now those are fake. Yet you lot keep calling me the Monk. My moustache, on the other hand, is quite real.

[Mortimer (The Meddling Monk) @TimeMeddling]

@SCIENCEINRED @alwaysunarmed The Doctor couldn’t laugh if you dry drown him in nitric oxide.

Ironic since his favourite word is NO.