NoLegLizard

Former twitch streamer, midwest emoer, and such

[NoLegLizard @NoLegLizard]

If I ever become a famous musician I'm going to play a concert one time where all I play are minecraft parodies of my own songs

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Cum? I came once. I did it in a jar. A glass jar. A glass jar with a little pony inside. And ponies make me cum. Cum? I came once. I did it in a jar. A glass jar. A glass jar with a little pony inside. And ponies make me cum. Cum? I came once. I did it in a jar. A glass jar...

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seeing @HeartAttackMane tonight wearing my totally real and legit licensed heart attack man merch

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If I start barking at the amazon worker will i get my package any quicker?

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fanfic where markiplier gets transported into a room with every pokemon he said he'd smash and they uhh... yknow... they uhhhmmmm...

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man fuck world peace I'm ready to try for world anger >:(

[NoLegLizard @NoLegLizard]

I'm sorry I've been off twitter I've been on my mpreg cowboy philosopher arc

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@armslengthblues @HotMulligan I'm fucking sobbing I would've been able to die happily after seeing this line up but its in fucking Europe why do British "people" get to experience this and not me 😡😡😡

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I appreciate the concern from everyone about my online safety, but it's unnecessary. The ID is a school event, and the school's name is public. the name NoLegLizard it tied to my other personal accounts. All of this information is basically public already.

[NoLegLizard @NoLegLizard]

I like men #NFID23 #Schlatt #jschlatt @jschlatt #mcyt

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how to become famous:

step 1: impersonate jschlatt
step 2: become famous

[NoLegLizard @NoLegLizard]

I'm going to buy one of those buckets filled with little plastic dinosaurs and pretend i'm the biggest dinosaur of them all

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Not to give any hints or suggestions, but if ohio were to explode I wouldn't be too upset

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I am NOT Steve Carell.

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@armslengthblues put a test pressing on like ebay and watch fans (me) go absolutely feral trying to get it

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just took a shower that shits revolutionary why have i never heard of it

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maybe I wasn't meant to lick everything...

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i hate twitter.

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put my dick in tha toaster, call it a toaster strudel

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i wasn't trying to be vored, i just wanted kirby to give me a little sloppy toppy