alexis

My cat is cooler than you. Amateur tarot card reader.

[michaela ⸆⸉ - ❤️‍🔥honey🍯 @michaelaswift13]

he’s literally signing all these executive orders like umbridge rn

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

elon musk is not a nazi ok. he has autism and just does this when he's excited

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“If I was guilty, would I do this?”

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

baby, they can’t read those bibles.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This Tyson vs Jake Paul fight is exciting.

[sarah jane @sjvoorhees]

Netflix servers crashing every time they try to do a live event

[R🔅x 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 (Sun Cult Priestess) 🌹🖕🧊 @Staroxvia]

NOW YOU'RE REPORTING ON THIS????????

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

her mascara is ruined 😭

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

🎃

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

quitting my job to focus on Halloween

[my gay life updates 🇲🇽 @orangeskiesfly]

why are they both giving shane dawson

[Glizzie Borden @misha_loves_you]

That season of house of the dragon could’ve been an email

[Ahmed Hathout 🇵🇸 @ahmedhathoutt]

girl…with these gun laws, EVERYONE is taking a bullet for this country. he ain’t special.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Matt Berry is the only person in existence that could've delivered this line like that.