curty

idk y’all

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

girth check

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Patrolman: He just washed up on the beach. No ID, no wallet, nothing. His finger prints and teeth have also been removed

Detective: Ok, just push him back into the water then

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

The internet used to be RuneScape and now it’s apps that show you fake women

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

I got crazy beef with a 53yr old at work named Gabi.

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

Genuinely love how it still sucks

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Exclusive first look at Regal's new roller coaster intro.

It will be shown in front of all film presentations starting on May 8.

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

called @UPS customer support and they connected me to an AI bot with a fake Indian accent lmao

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

Everybody who bikes in LA is a sociopath

[Oscar Meyer Lansky @MediumReginald]

Me: uhh who's pussy is this?

Trebek: Correct! And you're still in control of the board

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

@UPS is the most incompetent service in existence

[sadie @kiitron]

the dopamine from scrolling through twitter after your team wins

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

gonna name my son garret. short for cigarette

[corb @awshuqs]

your email has found me cold and shamed, lying naked on the floor

[nini🐉 @thepinkm0tel]

no other choice cinematography btw

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

I’m kinda like if a guy was a dude

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

Telling my manager “keep that shit to yourself“ during my yearly performance review

[bibi @ripleysdunham]

they should make an award for 'hottest looking after crashing their car' just so that i can hand it to Her

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve

[curty @NoMoreCurty]

Santa just told me that I’m a sinner and unworthy of the gifts of the spirit?

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

BUZZ was a Gangster,,, He also had the Heater on the wall... Just in case.