Ben Morgan

been to Texas, never heard of King Kong

[Mike Tomlin @CoachTomlin]

🔜 My Minecraft City.

Drops Wednesday - 9/30/26

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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Eugenio Suarez just blew the best bubble I’ve seen during a major league game …

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Begging yall to turn on audio because “he's arguing with the robots, you can't defeat the robots” is an instant classic vocal stim

[donald boat @laserboat999]

My problem with fishing is that there are no trainable offensive fish you can point at smaller prey like a basset hound

[Bea @YoRHa2Pee]

The one AirPod at work method remains unpatched in 2026

[Camels Do It FC @CamelsDoIt]

John Pork has won the Camels Do It© goal of the week!

John Pork had this to say: “The team obviously belongs to the gaffer and the club obviously belongs to Mr. Camel, but the skies? The skies belong to me.”

Owner Humphrey T. Camel was not available for comment.

[Camels Do It FC @CamelsDoIt]

After scoring his first goal DOBBY is a Free Elf.

[rain @redactedrain]

They don’t teach you this in school but you can just have a delusional sense of optimism towards the world and believe everything is going to work out and you’ll succeed in every facet of life.

[Camels Do It FC @CamelsDoIt]

Simon Harding has won the fan vote for Camels Do It© goal of the week.

Simon Harding had this to say when informed: “I will be celebrating by eating a lot of taco bell for lunch. I specifically plan on trying a cheese quesadilla with potatoes added for the first time.”

[Camels Do It FC @CamelsDoIt]

John Pork’s debut last night had fans in awe. One supporter had this to say:

“Sometimes there’s a man—I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero? But sometimes there a man. And I’m talking about John Pork here, sometimes there’s a man who, well, he’s my best fucking friend.”

[ilhom13 @Pucukpensill13]

They said it was impossible. I proved them wrong

[joseph.eth @josephdelong]

We live in the ruins of a once great society

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

Great bit here

[Eddie @chacaranda]

My neighbors fly a flag that’s just a picture their house

[Wizard of Barge @wizardofbarge]

Please spread the word this injustice cannot go on

[Egan @SlamDunkEpic]

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me too sentient hotdog