Drew Charp

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

If but for yesterdays alleyway adventure I would have soiled my pants with that scalping action right then there in front of G and everybody.

Fearless humble woman. But I will have no saddle. Elves fashion or naught.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

Ellen's joke about auto suggest protocol on toilets needs a rebuffing.

I want to buy Ann some diamond dust.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

@ScottAvett How many times must I live thru the past again?

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

@ScottAvett You graft that from Grandpa's old book of sermons too?

Utterly shameless.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

@ScottAvett You have Paul Newman Syndrome. Aka PNS. Very serious in the upper regions of the chest. I should have told you that five years ago, but alas I was closeted.

Lol "was"

What a glorious word. "Was."

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

@theavettbros any chance of the most excellent and worthy Lord Darlington covering Young Buck's "Shawty Wanna Ride" for the cracker farm?

You know, for the Boondock days...

😇

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

"Hospitality. Kindness to a Stranger. That's a very Large Thing. Thanks are enough of course, but I was Sorry for the goats."

Who's got two thumbs and is ready for some football?

This guy.

Looking at you Mr. Chinny chin chin.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

"no, you retard too!" Said in Indian Mother's accent.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

Delgatos.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

If I don't say something funny, or facilitate a powerful magic for the toddlers in the Shire...

I'm good as dead!

And I'm even not really IN fiance, obviously.

I'm simply tryin to cop those,
Colossal-sized-Picassos.
And have Papi (yes that man said Papi)
Flip coke outside.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

#lilmonteseriouslyretirewellnorisk

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

Very hard to make jokes about Constitutional Law from this soapbox. Buttttttttt, if the NFL were scripted my wife, Ann Alisa, would be a very wealthy woman. Like Kim Kill Wong Rich, like whoa hello!

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

This is not Korean enough for me.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

I saw a man in Maga headgear show very easy kindness to the clerk at the self checkout... A low bar to be sure, but kindness is kindness. It drew no attention. It fucked me up.

Talk about Power and Pity.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

"Her deep sadness blazed up and was suddenly heedless fury again."

Your words are poison. 👍

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

Oink

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

Id like a Devout Catholic take one fellow Inkling's; "the Inner Ring.".
Bad time to have devoted one'$ life to radio air, just saying...

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

@catholiccom I couldn't catch the reckless numbers over ten-fitty am, but hey guys hey.

It's about Chesterton and Luther...
Couldn't Chesterton's winning response to the London Times have summed up Luther's endless "theses"?

I mean.
Dear Sirs...
...Pass the bazooka, your Grace!

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

Remember when Kayne pretended to call into the breakfast club as Tyrone from Harlem.

2019-2022 I don't remember.

But good Lord what a gift.

[Drew Charp @NoPayNoEscape16]

I just wanna get Egg some diamond dust. And get my kids back. And perhaps get mildly injured or maimed.