Nolan Payne

Just trying to trust the process a little more each day #TAMU17

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

We're in Spain but the S is silent.

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

Those who can, must

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

Hahahahahahaha

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

@rachel_stone94 Looks about right

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

The pasta I just poured out perfectly formed the shape of the United States but with Florida missing. I’m not sure what this means, but I thought I should warn y’all. @Florida @official_flo

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

@rachel_stone94 False.

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

Looking back at it, I honestly think I might have peaked in the 5th grade

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

What I want is something like a job fair but exclusively for joining cults

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

I don’t think professional athletes hang out with their insurance agents as often as these commercials would have us believe

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

@PatDStat I agree, but with the NFL actually firing an official for performance I understand why they would throw it

[The Dream Shake @DreamShakeSBN]

This is the greatest video of our lifetimes. Cherish it. https://t.co/GdzZfwWKer

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[Justin Spears @JustinESports]

Boston reporter: "Hello, I'm from the Globe."

Kyrie: "Excuse me?"

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

Evidently I have not changed at all since I was 7

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

@raaachelnicole_

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

@raaachelnicole_

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

If you really think about it, Rainbow Road in Mario Kart is really more of a Rainbow Roundabout

[Kari Steele @karicsteele]

Tebow signing autographs. Fan has what looks like seizure. Not moving. Tebow puts hand on him and says a prayer. Man breathes. WOW.

[Nolan Payne @NoPayne29]

If my last words aren't "Clear my browser history", I'm going to be very disappointed in myself