No Right Answer

Producer of the hit webseries No Right Answer as well as lover of all things chocolate-related.

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@kylemartinak Turns out Nazis/white supremacists are the toenail fungus of time:

Even with constant fighting, they never really go away, so it's best to just suffocate them in a sock and watch Star Wars

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You're a wizard, Harry!

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4th of July, everyone. Not happy. No one's happy.

Just 4th of July

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The generator isn't a picky eater.

Whether black of coal, oil, or frostbite, it all burns in the end.

@frostpunkgame #Frostpunk

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@TheChrisPranger @buffalopuzzler NOW EAT IT!

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@helldivers2 F

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Had to cancel my therapy session today (where I unpack recent PTSD from being laid off a few months ago) to attend a meeting in my new role where I was told I was one of 3 people not laid off today.

Was this a victory?

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@TheChrisPranger 15% of pizza? In this economy?!

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There's a scene from "Billy Madison" where the villain is asked a trivia question about ethics. The concept of ethics is so counter to his entire world view that he screams, grabs a gun, and threatens to shoot everyone. Wonder what made me think of that scene?

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@tonygoldmark Same

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@TheChrisPranger Was it made with real cats?

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Elementary school called yesterday, a kid told my 8 year old daughter she "couldn't sit with them because she's Jewish."

Middle school called me today, a kid told my 12 year old son to "Shut up, stupid Jew".

Everyone who voted for Trump should be shot into the Sun.

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https://t.co/FxCwwznOqe

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Electrolytes: They're what plants crave

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@defaultlinds I'll take the @miracleofsound album

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@dfdfleming How's this one?

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Ghosts and goblins everywhere? Villains walking the streets?! This looks like a job for... wait, don't look yet... I'M NOT READY!

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@dfdfleming Appreciate it!

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@seanferrick don't watch the battle scene in the new Lower Decks intro.

You will pass out from glee

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It's beginning... but this time... it's for my son!