Luke Pepper

#appstate #WUSOP'19 #ForeverRoyal #KeepPounding #ChiefsKingdom

[Linda Hill @bulldoghill]

At 3:54 pm Donald Trump emerged from the White House with freshly colored hair and makeup, as Marine One’s engine roared in the background. He walked directly over to the waiting press, threw his hands out in front of him, gesturing at the empty ground in front of him, while he squeezed his legs together and arched his torso forward, yelling to the reporters, “This is the way the White House is supposed to look. Not asphalt. Broken, dirty asphalt. Look at it.” He then paused, frowning as he looked over his left shoulder, and continued, “The finest stone you could buy anywhere in the world.”
The gathered press said nothing, confused by his odd behavior. The President then took three steps forward and appeared to remember why he had come outside in the first place. “Okay. So, I’m heading to Alabama, a place that I won all three times. Record votes, like Texas, like Oklahoma, like a lot of them. And we’re going to give a little speech, and I hope they like it.”
For the next 6 minutes and 52 seconds, we watched the President struggle to answer questions, follow the conversation, and even walk in a straight line. Donald Trump is gravely unwell, and whatever is behind his serious decline appears to be rapidly accelerating.
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[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

WOW! Fox News lies about everything. They’ve been running "pain at the pump ends any second now, they pinky swear™" for years.

Fox News isn’t journalism—it’s a Scam with better lighting.

If you’re still watching, you’re not staying informed. You’re just the mark they keep recycling.

I hope this finds you well. TikTok, Donny-boy.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You’ve been too busy obsessing over trans people to notice Republicans are fucking you over on healthcare.

[Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) @FellaHrx69]

If only there was a previous term he served to showcase he’s a fucking retard and entirely full of shit

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Sounds like you need to skip the latte

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Republicans after years of doing nothing and ruining the economy right before the midterms:

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I’m so sick of people like this. Joe Biden did an amazing job. He was handed a shit sandwich after Trump caused nothing but chaos the first time. Biden turned the economy around. We started paying down the debt. Interest rates were coming down. Gas was $2.69 a gallon. The Biden economy created 50 million new jobs. He got us out of the Covid crisis. The stock market went up over 12k points. And still he doesn’t get the credit he deserves

Then Elmo helped trump cheat, and tens of millions still voted for this criminal motherfucker. Now in less than 2 years Trump has burned it all to the ground

So fuck these two and anyone else who blamed any of this on Joe Biden

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Today, I went to the grocery store and purchased $20 worth of vegetables.

I now have a $20 trade deficit with the grocery store.

They clearly ripped me off.

I will now cut off all trade with the grocery store and let my family starve in order to Make My Household Great Again.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨SADISTIC: Trump just said he’d deny FEMA funding for storm-ravaged North Carolina if the Republican lost.

“If Michael loses, I’m not sending it, okay?”

Threatening disaster aid is fucking sick.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

yeah that'll win over voters

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Obama mildly criticized SCOTUS's Citizens United decision during a State of the Union and not only did Alito sit there shaking his head in disagreement, the media torched Obama for ~ violating norms ~ Trump does this stuff routinely to fucking crickets.

[Lane Kendall @lanedeankendall]

Michael Myers literally saw a baby, in a crib, and thought, “no, I’m above this. I may be a killer, but I’m not a monster”.

Absolutely mogs Lindsay Clancy.

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

How we handle business in Missouri.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

I thought bankrupting a casino represented the pinnacle of business incompetence but bankrupting Saudi Arabia is frankly even more impressive

[Bam Adobobayo @Bam_Adobobayo]

It's "Keep politics out of sports" unless it's their politics

Most embarrassing moment in College Gameday history.

Absolutely heartbreaking what has happened to this show knowing what it used to be

[Aaron Ladd @aaronladdtv]

No love lost between #Mizzou and Kansas

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

𝟏𝟔𝟒 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 🛣️

Narrated by Stryker Sulak

[House Judiciary Dems @HouseJudiciary]

In our history, no sitting U.S. Attorney General, Democrat or Republican, has ever appeared to speak at a political party convention. 

Until now. 

Tomorrow Todd Blanche will appear and speak at the national Republican Midterm Convention in Dallas where the party’s working desperately to mobilize a demoralized MAGA to go vote for a party which has no plans for America. 
 
In other words, the nation’s chief law enforcement officer will be violating federal law on national TV in front of the entire country. It’s dumbfounding and unprecedented. Amazing how far the DOJ has fallen. 

We'll be watching.

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

I just don't know how you can compete in a media-environment where Biden flubbing a word in a press conference receives complete media saturation coverage as proof of how senile/unfit he is for the job, while Trump (whose brain is just totally gone) telling very specific, completely imagined lies about his heroism at a fking 9/11 memorial (!!!!) will barely get any coverage outside of the partisan lib-sphere.

It's just.....beyond words.