Alex Beattie

Full of mischievous and evil thoughts

[Nikki :)¹⁸⁶🐊 @Nikki_Bea_]

@drdeyor He comes up with a new idea and then visits his family through their dreams like "hey yeah I missed you too BUT I HAVE A MERCH IDEA PLEASE WE CAN MAKE SO MUCH MONEY TRUST"

[Kareshy 💘🌹🔥❌𓆩♡𓆪 @Kareshy_Oruta]

@Diro_Goodboy "ah yes, my favorite glup shitto, Darth Vader '

[Lye @Reb_Coyote]

@HeilBessent Stupid fucking pickle looking baby yoda

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

They’re gonna put me in a giant wicker man and light me on fire later if ur down

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

Bitches be like enter my sanctum

[SilverSpringing @SilverSpringing]

@DiscussingFilm me at the faith movie screening in 2028 when john ward yells "michael jockey" and the audience starts performing the profane sabbath

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

DO NOT GO TO LUBBOCK

[cow @cowincrisis]

herding dog is fucking testing me today

[Inspirational Quotes & Positive Affirmations 🇵🇸 @drewsbrewcrew]

@Feldfrog if you ain't fuckin with Manzanita Sol then I ain't fuckin with you

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

Idc that it’s cringe Linkin Park hits so hard post breakup

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

Everyone thinks they’re crazy for believing 1-2 conspiracy theories until a coworker hits you with some level 4 bullshit

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

Garfield: infinite Mondays

[tenso @distributedkv]

who is there

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

@FreakyPippins Broman Numerals

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

@RobertSkvarla SCP foundation indirectly causing psychosis in people because an AI ate it up and mindlessly regurgitated it back as fact is one of the most SCP foundation things that can happen

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

Block button aint enough I need him tarred and feathered

[Alex Beattie @NoThoughtsAlex]

All my homies HATE tombstone

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

BattleBots

[Straturday @Straturday1919]

@JeffCatholic Conspiracy theorists look you dead in the eyes and tell you its insane to believe flying a plane into a building might destroy it

[Chess.com @chesscom]

this is a lie

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

“Nobody even knows what the odyssey is about” If you’ve watched the first SpongeBob movie congrats, you’ve watched the odyssey but with SpongeBob