Noah Allding

Always right. Just not always right away.
I believe in liberty, free markets, limited government and that life is too short to pass up a good straight line.

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

The Ferguson looters don't scare me as much as the looters in Congress and the White House

[2ANow @2ANow]

Update From the Land Of Make Believe !
#2a #nj2as #pjnet

[John Hayward @Cobretata]

Iraq strategy: have House Oversight issue a subpoena for ISIS; Obama Admin would delete them without backups

[Brian @bhewing1]

#ObamaTVShows - Who's Lie is it Anyway?

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

Perfect EZ Sweet Corn
cook husked ear in microwave for 3 minutes
grab with hot mitt
knife off ear at bottom
squeeze ear free of husk
eat

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Went to get coffee, but forgot to bring my coffee mug. That's the sort of poor thinking that happens before you have coffee.

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

Wife: I am going to check on the furnace filter - see what shape it is in.
Me: I am predicting rectangle.

[BOSSY MONICA @LeMarquand]

‼️Frontier Life in the West..... http://t.co/9Wvzc3zu1l

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

Conversation on my returning from errand...
Wife: I love you.
Me: I left my coffee in the truck.
Wife: Oh.
Me: Sorry. Priorities.

[Cora van Zyl @coravanzyl]

RT"@SenTedCruz: RT if you agree we need a special prosecutor NOW to get to the bottom of the #IRS scandal!”

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

Me: It's raining.
Wife: What direction is it coming from?
Me: Up.

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

Two toddlers are running down the side walk clutching utility locator flags in each fist. #KidsRChaos

[CLA @ConservativeLA]

Leftists want guns to vanish. My in-laws were beaten to death by blunt force trauma. So bite me. I desperately wish I'd bought them a Glock

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

Clicked on channel called "Off the AIr".
Message appeared on screen saying "Not Authorized".
Looks like I'm not allowed to watch nothing.

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

John 8:32 - The truth will set you free.
Obama 2012 - The truth will be redacted.

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

#DearDog Licking my face while I put on my shoes will not actually get us outside faster.

[Noah Allding @NoahAllding]

I like that the #DenverBroncos didn't hold back. They let you know right away that the game was going to suck.

[Razor @hale_razor]

If only Dinesh D'Souza raised $988,550 for Obama, he'd be our new ambassador to Norway.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

One of these days I'm gonna sneeze with a hard candy in my mouth & break a window.