Noah Berube

No gods. No kings. No masters.

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

It has been my experience that things get worse, and at a faster rate than you expect.

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

@TroyJackson207 for Senate. Just saying.

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

@Costco Are you stocking the Kirkland irons soon? Been patiently waiting.

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

@BurgerKing The new whopper is fire.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Some of us never forgot.

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

@CapcomUSA_ can you please fix gyro aiming in the RE4 Remake? Just need to be able to still use the right analog stick to look up and down.

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

@bethesda your Switch 2 port of Skyrim is broken and has nearly a full second of input delay. Can you please fix this or give me a refund?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Epstein files are on my desk for review but also they don’t exist but also it’s a Democrat Hoax but also I’m going to investigate Democrats for being in the made up hoax files. Sounds about right

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

I’m just surprised that re-electing the most incompetent, corrupt, and least qualified person to be president didn’t work out this time.

[Rep. Tim Burchett Press Office @RepTimBurchett]

I tried to release the Epstein files today. Democrats blocked it.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

so nice!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤬

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

To rural Mainers now needing to drive literal hours to Portland for medical care… have the day you voted for!

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

My favorite part of the movie “The Social Network” is when you were completely fucking wrong about everything. Just a silly little thing that brings me joy when I rewatch… oh and maybe no one should listen to you ever a-fucking-gain because you were friends with Epstein.

[Lawrence H. Summers @LHSummers]

I am profoundly alarmed about the future of the @DNC and the country by yesterday’s NYC anointment of a candidate who failed to disavow a "globalize the intifada" slogan and advocated Trotskyite economic policies.

I fear it is evidence that our party is following the most problematic aspects of Britain's Labor Party. It didn’t work there, and it won’t work here.

@Harvard and other universities' moral weakness after Oct 7 in condoning hateful, anti-Israeli, and even antisemitic, rhetoric and activity opened the Overton window in ways that contributed to yesterday’s outcome.

I hope candidate @ZohranKMamdani , who showed great ability to learn and adapt during his campaign, will continue to evolve in ways that provide much needed reassurance to people committed to a free from prejudice, market economy as an American ideal.

An important task for Mamdani now is to provide reassurance that his moral energy and formidable political skills can be productively directed for the City of New York at this difficult moment.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Hey just following up on this

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

.@TulsiGabbard: A vote for Kamala Harris is a vote for Dick Cheney and it's a vote for war, more war, likely WW3 and nuclear war.

A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for a man who wants to end wars, not start them.🔥

[Noah Berube @NoahB182]

Dude I promise that this time for sure, a war in the Middle East will work and be great. Please trust me.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

This aged terribly

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Alabama has 3X the homicide rate of California.

Its murder rate is ranked third in the entire country.

Stick to football, bro.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

If protesters can’t wear masks ICE shouldn’t be able to either