Tim

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter

I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

[𓆩MXSS𓆪 @madmxss]

Recovering from a minor surgery and seeing this in the corner of my room

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[g @34rths]

How I feel when people guess my age and they say I look 18

[snakepies @snakepies]

theyre calling it game of the year

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[nathan @nathanrobii]

spraying my chud son whom i hate with lead paint

[brian berkman @BrianBerkman]

why doesn’t peter parker just follow mj on ig and start spam liking her stories

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝

I’ve learned two things:

Never waste a good cigar.
Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍����

[Landfall @LandfallGames]

We are in Fortnite!

[mr online @Absolunar]

new ink Lmk 🔥

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Forcing myself to do stuff even when I don’t feel like it bc I know it improves my well being in the end

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Fat chud

[‏ً @mxyor]

naming my son gotham so when he cries at night, my wife can whisper “gotham needs you”

[Centro LEAKS @CentroLeaks]

Nintendo is suing the U.S. government.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[marina @bloodmajicks]

acab (assigned chud at birth)

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When i yell 6 7 to my little cousins but instead of following the trend they just say "grown ass man btw" and walk away