Noah Brody

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

This way this country transitions from summer to Halloween is truly astonishing

[b✨ @justagirl333_]

i broke down all the points drew and taylor made in their dr sessions from last episode. who would get your vote? #bb28

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

Partiful charges $1.99 to peek at rsvp lists without rsvp’ing. Fairs…good feature. I’d do it for $0.99.

[David Larios @tonicol22]

@AMikeBloomType The obstacle course has outsourced trash talk to the signage.

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

You should be able to pin texts in iMessage chats and group chats

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

New partiful take:

The feature allowing me to RSVP differently to different date and time options is elite. Encourages me to get off my couch without feeling the pressure

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

Partiful worst thing to happen ever for guys like me who are always a 'maybe: depends on how I'm feeling.' I answer yes and don't show, I'm questioned. I say no, I'm questioned. I say maybe, they ask why maybe. I say who's going, they say rsvp and you can see😭

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

Every “Fantasy Football Expert” should be required to put their 3-year average league placement on their YouTube channel so we know how ‘expert’ these dudes really are

[Jake Liscow @JakeLiscow]

Per PFF, Joe Burrow was the least-pressured QB in Week 1.

The Bengals allowed pressure on 19% (7) of Burrow's dropbacks

2 of those were under center plays (40% - just 5 dropbacks from under center), 5 were shotgun plays (15.6%)

[John Fadule @fadule_]

“I have him in my other league” no one fucking cares.

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

Yearly reminder that there should be 0 intra-division games in the NFL Week 1

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

August's best.

Joao Pedro is your Premier League Player of the Month! 🔥

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

Raspberry Tart: Gittens (Estevao but slightly less)
Tailwagger Amber: Acheampong (newer, steady, has potential)
Two Women: Fofana (mid)
Staghorn: Penders (not great so far but little experience, could see my mind changing)
Strawberry Rhubarb: Mudryk (it’s back, send it on loan.

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

Spotted Cow: Reece James (consistently top for years now)
Moon Man: Morgan Rogers (new to the rotation, top)
Belgian Red: Estevao (not for all occasions, but when up for it, it’s class
Dancing Man: Lacroix (new to me, steady with a touch of flare)

[Avi Shapira @avishapira11]

@NoahBrody2 New glarus beer rankings or nicknames for Chelsea footballers?

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

New Glarus beer rankings (so far)

1. Spotted Cow
2. Moon Man
3. Belgian Red
4. Dancing Man
5. Raspberry Tart
6. Tailwagger Amber
7. Two Women
8. Staghorn

9. Strawberry Rhubarb

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has made a telephone call to the Everton medical team.

[L @Iewdawg]

FLO BALOGUN WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR STATUE

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

This Chelsea Kamara introduction is going to go triple platinum on my Twitter feed

[L @Iewdawg]

spent 5 hours crashing out for no reason

[Noah Brody @NoahBrody2]

hope they didn’t pick wait & save on Lyft

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea agree deal in principle to sign Lamine Camara from AS Monaco, here we go! 💣

Fee worth €55m and authorization to travel for medical.

Initial agreement done now running in order to complete medical and formal steps in time.

[Archie L19 @ArchieStanding]

What did I say yesterday….

If Enzo is sold and we can’t buy the player we want (Scott)

Then:

RJ midfield
Acheampong more RCB mins
Chelsea buy another CB for cover (Honest)
Chelsea buy an attacking option instead to give us greater depth in the middle (MGW, Alvarez etc)
Chelsea decide a midfield target for next year.

Not saying I want this to happen, but I can see it….